The Shrine Of Vladimir

Greatest Moment #1:


ILLUMINATI JAZZERCISE

[02:53] spies7vladimir: I hear people are working on a cure for cancer. I think instead people should work on a cure for things that can give you cancer. If we can cure the Sun of it's harmful rays, then we could help to eliminate the possibility for skin cancer.
[02:53] Spies7Julia: I think you should get to work on that
[02:54] Spies7Julia: Ask the sun not to be so hot... maybe it should overeat and stop working out
[02:55] spies7vladimir: I could be a good role model for that style of behavior
[02:55] spies7vladimir: I've been disciplined to living that exact lifestyle for many years now.
[02:56] Spies7Julia: Teehee sometimes me too but I try to stay in shape
[02:57] spies7vladimir: Good.
[02:58] spies7vladimir: I need to find a Jazzercise class to take
[02:58] Spies7Julia: We should start one in the Burg
[02:58] spies7vladimir: that's a great idea
[02:59] Spies7Julia: Nobody would want to do it though
[03:00] spies7vladimir: Maybe we can rope them in with other tactics
[03:01] spies7vladimir: for example, if I get my clown costume on, and promise candy and clown tricks in my van, I think I can get a lot of people.
[03:01] spies7anton: -I- would jazzercise.
[03:01] spies7vladimir: That's the spirit
[03:01] spies7vladimir: we've got 1
[03:01] Spies7Julia: Lol... Yay Ant!
[03:01] spies7anton: See, jazzercise brought me back to you guys.
[03:01] spies7vladimir: That's a testimonial
[03:01] Spies7Julia: Now we know how to get your attention
[03:01] spies7vladimir: We'll put that on our front page
[03:01] Spies7Julia: We gewt a page?
[03:01] spies7anton: You will. It'll be legit.
[03:02] spies7vladimir: spies7jazzercise . com
[03:02] spies7anton: Please tell me I'm not the only one that actually checked the link.
[03:03] Spies7Julia: LOL I started to but then I was afraid of how I'd feel if it was real
[03:04] spies7vladimir: I didn't check the link
[03:05] spies7anton: Well, that's because you know it's legit.
[03:05] spies7anton: Don't let the freemasons know about this. They'll buy the domain name before us.
[03:05] spies7vladimir: I've heard talk that it's too legit to quit.
[03:05] spies7vladimir: just heresay, though
[03:06] Spies7Julia: Ugh they better not take our domain
[03:06] spies7vladimir: If the domain name is taken, then I'll know one of you two leaked it.
[03:06] Spies7Julia: They dont even do anything over there apparently
[03:06] spies7vladimir: maybe they will Jazzercise
[03:07] Spies7Julia: Im going to tell my partner that they should
[03:07] Spies7Julia: None of the other team is even online
[03:08] spies7vladimir: we are the only 3 online
[03:08] spies7vladimir: the last line of defense
[03:09] Spies7Julia: What happens if nobody is on?
[03:10] spies7vladimir: If a spy slips in a game and nobody is online to see it, is it still a slip?
[03:11] Spies7Julia: I'm not really sure...
[03:11] spies7anton: That's a good question.
[03:11] spies7anton: Would you consider a nipslip with nobody around a nipslip?
[03:11] spies7anton: Or just nudity?
[03:11] spies7anton: I don't know.
[03:11] spies7anton: Semantics.
[03:11] Spies7Julia: >.>
[03:11] spies7anton: I'm tired.
[03:11] Spies7Julia: <.<
[03:11] spies7anton: But I want jazzercise.
[03:12] spies7vladimir: I'm slipping both nips right now
[03:12] spies7anton: I don't think it's a slip if you intentionally reveal them.
[03:12] spies7vladimir: My mom tells me it's called nudity. So I guess that's the official answer.
[03:12] Spies7Julia: Eww
[03:13] spies7anton: She's a good woman.
[03:13] spies7vladimir: She is.
[03:13] spies7vladimir: but don't flirt with her or I'll vote you.k
[03:14] spies7anton: Flirting is for children. What her and I do is deeper.
[03:14] Spies7Julia: Ut oh
[03:14] spies7anton: I'm kiddddddddddddddding.
[03:14] spies7anton: You don't have to vote for me. Yet.
[03:14] spies7vladimir: I don't have to, no
[03:15] spies7anton: You would be losing your only testimonial for jazzercise.
[03:15] spies7vladimir: I can't argue with that logic
[03:15] Spies7Julia: We need a good testimonial
[03:16] spies7vladimir: It's true, we do
[03:16] spies7vladimir: Does anyone know anything about marketing. Like, if we used Anton's testimonial, but he was also dead because we killed him at exile, would that make his testimonial less meaningful?
[03:17] spies7vladimir: I don't have the background to know the answer there.
[03:17] Spies7Julia: Well, sometimes when people die for a just cause it makes it better
[03:17] spies7anton: I have no experience in the field, but I'm going to say yes.
[03:17] spies7anton: It would ruin everything.
[03:17] Spies7Julia: Maybe if we say we Exiled him because he wanted to go on Jazzercising in the after life
[03:18] Spies7Julia: So really we're giving him a great gift; the best jazzercising ever
[03:18] spies7vladimir: We exiled him to make our company more international and widespread
[03:18] spies7anton: I need to experience jazzercise here first before I experience it in the afterlife.
[03:18] spies7anton: Killing me is bad publicity.
[03:19] spies7vladimir: Hmm...I guess so
[03:19] Spies7Julia: Aww thats a good point
[03:19] spies7vladimir: Ok, we can hold off on the killing
[03:20] spies7anton: Do you think any Zorbeez have been sold since Billy Mays died?
[03:20] spies7anton: ...well, actually, probably more.
[03:20] spies7anton: Oh, I'm digging a hole here.
[03:20] Spies7Julia: Billy Mays was loud
[03:20] Spies7Julia: And you're right..... mooore sold..
[03:20] spies7anton: One day you guys can kill me in the name of jazzercise. One day.
[03:21] Spies7Julia: OK but you promised!! We have this on log!
[03:21] spies7anton: But let me get my name out there first before you kill me. Otherwise they'll be like "who the hell is this guy?"
[03:21] Spies7Julia: Teehee
[03:21] spies7anton: I really should have taken marketing.
[03:21] spies7vladimir: Well
[03:21] spies7vladimir: They're going to be like "who is this guy"
[03:21] spies7vladimir: but if we kill you, then it'll be on the news and they'll be like "I know that guy!"
[03:22] spies7anton: That is true, but I think we should build me up a bit first.
[03:22] spies7anton: I need a branding package.
[03:22] spies7vladimir: build you up so we can let you down harder. Is that where you're going?
[03:22] spies7anton: A new look, perhaps.
[03:22] spies7vladimir: I can support that
[03:22] Spies7Julia: Michael Jackson got way bigger after he died
[03:22] spies7anton: Vampire is in.
[03:22] spies7anton: I should try that.
[03:23] Spies7Julia: Vampires are silly
[03:23] Spies7Julia: But I like that vampire show Trueblood so I'm a hypocrite
[03:23] spies7anton: So do I.
[03:23] spies7anton: But that's legit.
[03:23] spies7vladimir: The only vampires I like are the Twilight ones. I totally ADORE that series!
[03:23] spies7anton: Hahahhaha.
[03:23] Spies7Julia: Alexander Skaarsguard and Ryan Kwantan are so hot
[03:23] spies7vladimir: that girl is so cute, and both of those ripped boys are like fighting and stuff
[03:23] spies7vladimir: it's hardcore!
[03:24] Spies7Julia: Lol Clownie I can see you at the premire with ll the middle school girls..
[03:24] spies7anton: Oh Vlad.
[03:24] spies7vladimir: I drove them to the premiere in my van!
[03:24] spies7anton: You totally wouldn't look like a pedophile.
[03:24] spies7anton: Not at all.
[03:24] spies7vladimir: They don't have their licenses yet
[03:24] Spies7Julia: That was nice of you
[03:24] spies7vladimir: Thank you
[03:24] spies7anton: Is it a white van?
[03:24] spies7anton: It has to be.
[03:24] spies7vladimir: Yes, and also nondescript
[03:25] spies7anton: You've got the right idea.
[03:25] spies7vladimir: Thanks
[03:25] spies7vladimir: I'm kind of gushing at all the support here.
[03:25] spies7vladimir: I like you two
[03:25] spies7anton: I like you more.
[03:25] spies7anton: ...was that flirting?
[03:25] spies7anton: Shit.
[03:25] spies7vladimir: yes
[03:25] Spies7Julia: I think that's the vodka talking
[03:25] spies7vladimir: but it's not with my mother, so it's cool
[03:26] spies7vladimir: But if sam reveals in a strange twist that I'm my own mother, then I will revisit this piece of evidence.
[03:26] Spies7Julia: That would be scary
[03:26] spies7vladimir: Yes it would be
[03:26] spies7vladimir: I would also be very scared
[03:26] spies7vladimir: and confused
[03:27] spies7anton: lmao.
[03:27] Spies7Julia: Mhm I dont really blame you there
[03:27] spies7anton: I bet your mom is a spy.
[03:27] spies7anton: ...I take it back. That's rude.
[03:27] spies7vladimir: Well, she actually is a spy for the Russian Government
[03:27] spies7anton: Ohhh, in the bloodlines.
[03:27] spies7vladimir: but this burg stuff is too small-scale for her.
[03:27] spies7anton: She must be disappointed that her own flesh & blood didn't even get the spies role.
[03:28] spies7vladimir: No, she's pretty happy about it. I tried out for being a spy, but I sucked at it.
[03:28] spies7vladimir: I was supposed to go undercover as a clown to a birthday party to spy on some people, but I missed my window of opportunity cause I was making a baloon giraffe and those things are really tough to make.
[03:29] spies7anton: Understandable
[03:29] Spies7Julia: I want a balloon monkey
[03:29] Spies7Julia: And a panda bear
[03:29] spies7vladimir: Those are tough demands.
[03:29] spies7anton: A clown once made me a penis balloon animal. I was kind of disturbed.
[03:29] spies7vladimir: haha
[03:29] spies7anton: ...well, not an animal, I guess.
[03:29] spies7anton: Just a penis.
[03:29] spies7vladimir: that is disturbing
[03:29] Spies7Julia: Ewwww
[03:29] Spies7Julia: On that note... LOL I need to go to sleep!
[03:30] spies7vladimir: I can make you a balloon kidney, Julia
[03:30] spies7anton: I should probably head out too.
[03:30] spies7vladimir: yeah, me too.
[03:30] spies7anton: Let's all LEAVE TOGETHER.
[03:30] spies7anton: HOW CUTE.
[03:30] Spies7Julia: I expect a balloon k\kidney in the morning!
[03:30] Spies7Julia: At the same time!
[03:31] spies7anton: Ready.
[03:31] Spies7Julia: OK!! 3...
[03:31] Spies7Julia: 2...
[03:31] Spies7Julia: 1...
[03:31] Spies7Julia: GO!
[03:31] Spies7Julia: has left the chat
[03:31] spies7anton: HEY.
[03:31] spies7anton: Oh
[03:31] spies7anton: Goodbye.
[03:31] spies7anton: lmao

Greatest Moment #3:

[02:37] spies7hank: nastrovia!
[02:37] spies7vladimir: what now?
[02:37] spies7vladimir: what?
[02:38] spies7vladimir: right here?
[02:38] spies7hank: vlad!
[02:38] spies7vladimir: what now
[02:38] spies7hank: you must be a spy then
[02:38] spies7vladimir: why's that?
[02:38] spies7andreas: That would explain your make-up then.
[02:38] spies7hank: Nostrovia. That's like the Russian way of saying Cheers
[02:38] spies7anton: You just freaked out with those caps.
[02:38] spies7anton: We should investigate you.
[02:38] spies7vladimir: hmmmm
[02:38] spies7hank: according to your bio, you're from like that area or whatever
[02:38] spies7vladimir: yeah
[02:38] spies7vladimir: I'm busted
[02:38] spies7vladimir: I'm both Russian and not Russian at the same time
[02:39] spies7vladimir: I'm Schroedinger's Ruskie
[02:39] spies7hank: tsk tsk
[02:39] spies7hank: haha
[02:39] spies7andreas: Gato.
[02:39] spies7hank: what about cats?
[02:39] spies7vladimir: Kathie?
[02:40] spies7andreas: Bates? Bates Motel? Psycho? Hitchcock? .. ... ..
[02:40] spies7hank: The birds
[02:40] spies7vladimir: the bees?
[02:40] spies7hank: Trees!
[02:40] spies7vladimir: Imma cut you at the knees?
[02:40] spies7anton: The bees knees.
[02:40] spies7andreas: Bees Knes
[02:40] spies7andreas: *knees
[02:40] spies7anton: Twins.
[02:40] spies7hank: double mint gum
[02:41] spies7vladimir: gum disease
[02:41] spies7anton: Yuri.
[02:41] spies7vladimir: Motherland
[02:41] spies7hank: hah
[02:41] spies7vladimir: POsition
[02:41] spies7anton: Me.
[02:41] spies7hank: shovel
[02:41] spies7andreas: Motherboard
[02:41] spies7vladimir: grave digger
[02:41] spies7andreas: Beard
[02:41] spies7hank: daria
[02:41] spies7anton: lmao
[02:41] spies7vladimir: hahaha
[02:41] spies7andreas: MTV
[02:42] spies7andreas: Leonardo, Rafael, Michelangelo, Donatello
[02:42] spies7vladimir: teenage
[02:42] spies7hank: mutants
[02:42] spies7vladimir: ninjas
[02:42] spies7andreas: turtles. Turtle power
[02:42] spies7hank: chris farley
[02:43] spies7vladimir: Black Sheep
[02:43] spies7anton: Tracy
[02:43] spies7andreas: Fargo
[02:43] spies7vladimir: Dick
[02:43] spies7hank: richard
[02:43] spies7andreas: Nixon
[02:43] spies7vladimir: simmons
[02:43] spies7vladimir: Watergate
[02:43] spies7anton: Jazzercise
[02:43] spies7andreas: Oldies
[02:43] spies7vladimir: Coven of Bitches
[02:43] spies7anton: Satan
[02:43] spies7hank: Santa
[02:44] spies7hank: is an anagram for Satan
[02:44] spies7andreas: Jack the Ripper
[02:44] spies7hank: vlad's hero
[02:44] spies7vladimir: true
[02:44] spies7anton: love.
[02:44] spies7andreas: Dove
[02:44] spies7hank: as you wish
[02:45] spies7vladimir: soap
[02:45] spies7andreas: on a roap
[02:45] spies7vladimir: Noose
[02:45] spies7hank: clue
[02:45] spies7andreas: conservatory
[02:45] spies7vladimir: Conservative Ideals.
[02:45] spies7andreas: Banana Peel
[02:46] spies7hank: banana phone
[02:46] spies7anton: Banana boat.
[02:47] spies7anton: FAIL
[02:47] spies7andreas: Fake and Bake
[02:47] spies7vladimir: Easy Bake Oven
[02:47] spies7anton: Mr Bucket
[02:47] spies7anton: DONT GET CAUGHT UP IN THE CROSSFIREEEEEEE
[02:47] spies7vladimir: crossfire
[02:47] spies7vladimir: CROSSFIRE
[02:47] spies7vladimir: Exiling stone this episode and not Sophi
[02:47] spies7hank: crazy talk
[02:48] spies7anton: Sara.
[02:48] spies7andreas: Where has she been?
[02:48] spies7anton: Padded room
[02:49] spies7vladimir: room and board
[02:49] spies7anton: Waterboard
[02:49] spies7hank: spies
[02:49] spies7vladimir: Hank and Anton
[02:49] spies7anton: We should start waterboarding people for information.
[02:49] spies7hank: guilty
[02:49] spies7vladimir: we should
[02:49] spies7vladimir: I want to boogie board someone for information.
[02:49] spies7hank: ouija board?
[02:50] spies7vladimir: Ironing board.
[02:50] spies7andreas: Paranormal Activity
[02:50] spies7vladimir: Activity 4, Versus
[02:50] spies7anton: Chloewnage.
[02:50] spies7vladimir: vladfailage
[02:50] spies7anton: Always
[02:51] spies7andreas: Those both sound like STD's.
[02:51] spies7vladimir: Depends
[02:51] spies7anton: Adra
[02:51] spies7vladimir: Cookies
[02:51] spies7anton: Tracy.
[02:51] spies7hank: girl scouts
[02:51] spies7vladimir: Thin Mint
[02:51] spies7hank: haha at depends
[02:52] spies7vladimir: I was hoping someone would take the cue there...Anton did not disappoint
[02:52] spies7anton:
[02:52] spies7hank: glad people are on the same wave length
[02:53] spies7vladimir: Everytime I go to the burg,
[02:53] spies7vladimir: Sophi is staring at me
[02:53] spies7vladimir: almost asking me "Are you going to vote for me?"
[02:53] spies7anton: lmao.
[02:53] spies7hank: that or just moving closer to give you a kiss
[02:53] spies7anton: I don't even read the Burg anymore now that I have a fan from the Viewers.
[02:54] spies7anton: It's probably me just to try and make Vlad jealous.
[02:54] spies7vladimir: :-(
[02:54] spies7vladimir: Actually, she gave me a <3
[02:54] spies7vladimir: a viewer who respects a clown
[02:54] spies7andreas: Fan?
[02:54] spies7anton: Courtney Yates.
[02:54] spies7anton: She wants it.
[02:54] spies7andreas: The one who said I was too pretty or some such?
[02:54] spies7vladimir: She loves the Anton Gadsby.
[02:55] spies7anton: I make her quiver.
[02:55] spies7anton: Yeah, that one.
[02:55] spies7hank: i leave her speechless though
[02:55] spies7vladimir: She has good taste
[02:56] spies7vladimir: Other than the mighty fine Hester, she's the bestest viewer there is.
[02:56] spies7hank: yeah. Hester wins everything
[02:56] spies7anton: ^
[02:59] spies7anton: Vlad, did you see my lovely piece of literary work in my status?
[02:59] spies7anton: All for you, babe. All for you.
[02:59] spies7vladimir: hahaha
[02:59] spies7vladimir: fantastic
[03:00] spies7hank: oh boy
[03:00] spies7hank: on that note, I think I should just go to bed
[03:00] spies7anton: Don't make things awkward.
[03:00] spies7hank: hah
[03:00] spies7vladimir: yeah
[03:01] spies7hank: you all have a good night
[03:01] spies7vladimir: Is it wrong that Cassidy and I discussed tag-team motherlanding Yuri on our wedding day?
[03:01] spies7andreas: Night Hank.
[03:01] spies7vladimir: good night
[03:01] spies7hank: la la la la, can't read this
[03:01] spies7hank: directed at vlad
[03:01] spies7hank: going now
[03:01] spies7vladimir: night
[03:01] spies7hank: has left the chat
[03:01] spies7andreas: I think that is wrong regardless of what day of the week it is.
[03:02] spies7vladimir: that is probably true
[03:07] spies7anton: Not wrong at all, Vlad.
[03:10] spies7vladimir: good
[03:10] spies7vladimir: Then it is settled
[03:11] spies7andreas: You should agree Anton, since you want Vladimir.
[03:11] spies7vladimir: Marriage is merely a formality.
[03:12] spies7vladimir: One woman is not enough to build my clown army.
[03:12] spies7andreas: Anton is a woman?
[03:12] spies7vladimir: I still have hope that Anton can get some ovaries
[03:12] spies7vladimir: and be a part of the dream
[03:16] spies7anton: I'm still working on that.
[03:17] spies7anton: Maybe if a girl was exiled or imprisoned I could work with that.
[03:17] spies7vladimir: Dick
[03:17] spies7vladimir: Tracy
[03:17] spies7vladimir: Adra
[03:17] spies7vladimir: Lydia
[03:17] spies7vladimir: Kerri
[03:17] spies7anton: Ones that I'd actually use organs from.
[03:17] spies7sophi: Sophi
[03:17] spies7anton: Is that shallow?
[03:17] spies7vladimir: No

I made Valentines Day things for all the players in my game because I'm amazingly corny, and while I was at it I thought it would be funny if I made one for Vlad. Unfortunately it looks too much like the ones I used for my game and I don't want to give away my identity. With that...