Post by Vladimir on Jan 28, 2010 3:33:55 GMT -5
spies7kleyton (12:35:39 AM): siiiike
spies7hank (12:36:17 AM): laaaaaaaaame is the word of the evening
spies7kleyton (12:36:45 AM): yeah
spies7vladimir (12:36:55 AM): predictions?
spies7kleyton (12:36:55 AM): so how's next episdoe work?
spies7kleyton (12:36:57 AM): 2 exiles? one?
spies7kleyton (12:37:00 AM): or tbd?
spies7vladimir (12:37:01 AM): is this a role or a twist or what?
spies7kleyton (12:37:07 AM): twist probably
spies7kleyton (12:37:13 AM): well
spies7kleyton (12:37:14 AM): hmmm
spies7hank (12:37:21 AM): probably one
spies7hank (12:37:26 AM): built in twist of some sort
spies7sophi (12:37:45 AM): sucks
spies7hank (12:39:14 AM): no doubt. i'd at least like to have a little hint towards what's coming up, if we are combining etc.
spies7vladimir (12:39:53 AM): Same
spies7vladimir (12:39:58 AM): I feel like this is a logical time to combine
spies7hank (12:40:04 AM): agreed
spies7kleyton (12:40:07 AM): with your powers combined
spies7kleyton (12:40:20 AM): i cam kleyton planet
spies7hank (12:40:32 AM): well, we've just been killing spies left and right, something had to be done
spies7vladimir (12:41:08 AM): we need to start killing not spies
spies7vladimir (12:41:11 AM): but clown haters
spies7vladimir (12:41:14 AM): Cassidy
spies7vladimir (12:41:16 AM): Daria
spies7vladimir (12:41:19 AM): those bitches need to die
spies7kleyton (12:41:24 AM): yes
spies7vladimir (12:41:31 AM): Kleyton planet
spies7vladimir (12:41:35 AM): I'm the heart that got you hear.
spies7vladimir (12:41:36 AM): here
spies7vladimir (12:41:42 AM): I'M HEART
spies7kleyton (12:42:18 AM): LOL
spies7kleyton (12:42:22 AM): who's fire, if not me?
spies7hank (12:43:13 AM): I will bring back some vodka for you vlad
spies7vladimir (12:45:50 AM): Thanks, hank
spies7vladimir (12:45:52 AM): you're a champ
spies7hank (12:46:35 AM): I'll make sure it is the best bottle
spies7vladimir (12:47:45 AM): Awesome. Take care of Cassidy for me.
spies7vladimir (12:47:59 AM): She's a crazy demon-hunting bitch who just took off 19 years of my fragile life, but I do love her.
spies7hank (12:48:06 AM): I will whisper sweet nothings in her ear. want me to give her any messages?
spies7vladimir (12:48:22 AM): At some point, just say "This one's from Vlad"
spies7vladimir (12:48:26 AM): that's all
spies7hank (12:49:15 AM): will do kind sir
spies7vladimir (12:50:43 AM): Good. thanks
spies7kleyton (12:51:53 AM): you love hank's balls more than you love cass
spies7vladimir (12:52:09 AM): Untrue
spies7vladimir (12:52:14 AM): Erroneous
spies7vladimir (12:52:19 AM): Erroneous on all counts
spies7kleyton (12:52:22 AM): dare you defy your captain?
spies7vladimir (12:52:28 AM): Yes?
spies7kleyton (12:52:34 AM): LOL bitch
spies7hank (12:52:41 AM): im pretty sure i love my balls the most
spies7vladimir (12:53:29 AM): I bet Hank is telling the truth
spies7vladimir (12:53:34 AM): CITIZEN TELL FOR NOT LYING
spies7hank (12:54:16 AM): thank you
spies7kleyton (12:54:17 AM): well im the self-admitted spy
spies7kleyton (12:54:25 AM): do i get citizen points for being truthful?
spies7kleyton (12:54:49 AM): paradox!
spies7hank (12:55:45 AM): I'll give you a pat on the head
spies7kleyton (12:55:51 AM): with the axe?
spies7kleyton (12:55:56 AM): or with your hand?
spies7hank (12:56:04 AM): hand for now
spies7vladimir (12:56:50 AM): And my axe
spies7vladimir (12:57:03 AM): Damn your paradoxes Kleyton
spies7vladimir (12:57:14 AM): I'm going to chalk that up as "i have no clue" and exile you because i can't be bothered to figure it out.
spies7vladimir (12:57:19 AM): sound good?
spies7kleyton (12:57:25 AM): definitely
spies7vladimir (12:57:51 AM): Glad we're on the same wavelength then
spies7kleyton (12:58:47 AM): oh shit
spies7kleyton (12:58:48 AM): new episode
spies7kleyton (12:58:50 AM): new avatar
spies7kleyton (12:59:03 AM): hold on while i go take a picture of myself ass naked LOL
spies7vladimir (12:59:24 AM): umm...yeah
spies7vladimir (12:59:28 AM): we're exiling you
spies7kleyton (12:59:37 AM): will you juggle my balls at my exile?
spies7vladimir (12:59:39 AM): I'd hate to see the episode 5 avatar.
spies7vladimir (12:59:42 AM): yeah, I guess
spies7vladimir (12:59:49 AM): It's my civic duty as a clown
spies7kleyton (12:59:55 AM): wait until after the wedding before exilign me
spies7hank (12:59:58 AM):
spies7vladimir (1:00:08 AM): Some of the local kids called me "balla" when I put on that act.
spies7vladimir (1:00:13 AM): I think it was meant as a sign of respect.
spies7kleyton (1:00:24 AM): LOL
spies7hank (1:52:09 AM) has left the room.
spies7vladimir (1:53:33 AM): Sophi
spies7vladimir (1:53:41 AM): where do you loko next?
spies7vladimir (1:53:44 AM): look
spies7sophi (1:53:59 AM): huh?
spies7vladimir (1:54:25 AM): episode 4 is upon us.
spies7sophi (1:54:34 AM): i'll team up with julia and write a summary of the case on tracy
spies7vladimir (1:54:43 AM): summery
spies7kleyton (1:54:50 AM): summary
spies7vladimir (1:54:57 AM): summory
spies7kleyton (1:55:03 AM): sum mory
spies7vladimir (1:55:14 AM): summsometimesyry
spies7sophi (1:55:20 AM): and then people will talk about it and then something might happen
spies7vladimir (1:55:29 AM): that sounds vague
spies7kleyton (1:55:33 AM): sounds hot
spies7vladimir (1:55:39 AM): haha
spies7sophi (1:55:40 AM): ideally someone will start a counter wagon and then i can write the other summary
spies7vladimir (1:55:49 AM): a counter wagon on...Julia?
spies7kleyton (1:55:59 AM): i would ride that wagon
spies7vladimir (1:56:04 AM): never mind.
spies7vladimir (1:56:08 AM): yeah
spies7vladimir (1:56:11 AM): I might have to bandwagon on that.
spies7kleyton (1:56:15 AM): LOL
spies7vladimir (1:56:17 AM):
spies7vladimir (1:56:52 AM): ah, being a dirty old man clown.
spies7vladimir (1:57:05 AM): good times, good times.
spies7kleyton (1:57:17 AM): good thing you're old for the rest of your life
spies7vladimir (1:57:23 AM): that is the benefit.
spies7vladimir (1:57:28 AM): thanks for the reminder.
spies7kleyton (1:57:38 AM): no problem chap
spies7kleyton (1:57:41 AM): any time bro
spies7vladimir (1:57:45 AM): I still got with Cassidy, though.
spies7vladimir (1:57:48 AM): just saying
spies7kleyton (1:57:52 AM): did you get her with child?
spies7sophi (1:58:01 AM): cassidy's mine! hands off
spies7vladimir (1:58:01 AM): no, I'm not that much of a ... bastard?
spies7kleyton (1:58:07 AM): LOL
spies7kleyton (1:58:12 AM): you are a bastard, and a bastard breeder
spies7vladimir (1:58:22 AM): My son will have the bastard genes
spies7kleyton (1:58:29 AM): it is known
spies7vladimir (1:58:54 AM): so ladies, any takers?
spies7vladimir (1:59:00 AM): now that we've got this out in the open
spies7kleyton (1:59:10 AM): now you're auctioning off your bastard?
spies7vladimir (1:59:19 AM): do I hear a bid?
spies7kleyton (1:59:28 AM): only if i get to burn it
spies7vladimir (1:59:34 AM): nope, guess I didn't hear a bid
spies7kleyton (1:59:40 AM): 50 cents!
spies7vladimir (1:59:40 AM): must have been my mind playing old man tricks on me.
spies7kleyton (1:59:56 AM): 75!
spies7kleyton (2:00:04 AM): and...
spies7kleyton (2:00:05 AM): and..
spies7kleyton (2:00:08 AM): a bag of beef jerky
spies7vladimir (2:00:08 AM): if the bastard is anything like me...or a demon clown...then burning it is only a temporary solution.
spies7vladimir (2:00:14 AM): sold.
spies7vladimir (2:00:16 AM): the jerky
spies7kleyton (2:00:19 AM): LOL
spies7vladimir (2:00:20 AM): impossible to resist.
spies7kleyton (2:00:23 AM): i didn't marinade it
spies7vladimir (2:00:33 AM): wow, backstabbed.
spies7vladimir (2:00:55 AM): do you think tracy is a spy, Sophi?
spies7sophi (2:01:14 AM): m
spies7sophi (2:01:15 AM): what?
spies7sophi (2:01:18 AM): i don't know
spies7vladimir (2:01:22 AM): the letter directly precending N
spies7sophi (2:01:30 AM): i haven't done a summary on her yet
spies7vladimir (2:01:52 AM): you can only comment on people's alignment after a summary?
spies7kleyton (2:02:18 AM): this is sophi. she has no gut instincts
spies7vladimir (2:02:30 AM): bollocks
spies7vladimir (2:02:37 AM): shenanigans
spies7kleyton (2:02:41 AM): my betrothed has much to learn
spies7sophi (2:02:54 AM): well i've only been on her team a little while
spies7sophi (2:03:01 AM): and i've yet to interact with her really at all
spies7vladimir (2:03:02 AM): that is true
spies7vladimir (2:03:06 AM): the team bit.
spies7sophi (2:03:10 AM): no conversations with her
spies7sophi (2:03:24 AM): and i don't know the cases that are against her
spies7sophi (2:03:32 AM): all i know is that julia thinks she's a spy,
spies7kleyton (2:03:33 AM): im leaning cit on her
spies7sophi (2:03:49 AM): so i trust julia, so tracy might be a spy.
spies7sophi (2:03:51 AM): there
spies7vladimir (2:03:59 AM): spies7vladimir (11:30:56 PM): The Tracy reasons are that she tried to lead an exile on marcus over Perry while saying that Perry wouldn't be a bad exile.
spies7sophi (2:04:12 AM): i havn't seen the logs for that
spies7vladimir (2:04:15 AM): I'm with Mr. Manning.
spies7kleyton (2:04:22 AM): not a very strong point in favor of her being spy imo
spies7kleyton (2:04:26 AM): noteworthy
spies7kleyton (2:04:29 AM): not condemning
spies7vladimir (2:04:40 AM): I think the more bothersome thing for me is her decline.
spies7kleyton (2:04:47 AM): decline?
spies7vladimir (2:04:49 AM): scum hunter extraordinaire episode 1.
spies7kleyton (2:04:53 AM): oh
spies7vladimir (2:04:57 AM): Missing in Action episodes 2, 3.
spies7kleyton (2:05:03 AM): she was fairly active episode 2
spies7kleyton (2:05:07 AM): but she was also almost exiled LOL
spies7vladimir (2:05:13 AM): ok, episode 3.
spies7kleyton (2:05:17 AM): so thatm ight explain her decline this past episode
spies7kleyton (2:05:25 AM): like
spies7vladimir (2:05:26 AM): the lack of being an exile candidate anymore?
spies7kleyton (2:05:28 AM): she literally
spies7kleyton (2:05:30 AM): was saved at the last minute
spies7vladimir (2:05:38 AM): yeah
spies7vladimir (2:05:47 AM): Illuminati style
spies7kleyton (2:06:01 AM): but yeah you're right
spies7vladimir (2:06:02 AM): this was an uncharacteristic exile.
spies7kleyton (2:06:05 AM): she's not as active as she was
spies7vladimir (2:06:06 AM): I blame Sophi
spies7vladimir (2:06:08 AM): and her organization.
spies7vladimir (2:06:18 AM): I don't think her decline is a big enough point to vote on.
spies7vladimir (2:06:22 AM): just something to keep in mind.
spies7kleyton (2:06:23 AM): either that or im completely missing her
spies7vladimir (2:06:34 AM): she's been on some, but hasn't really done much
spies7kleyton (2:06:55 AM): losing 3 scum buddies in 2 episodes does that to your morale
spies7vladimir (2:07:17 AM): I wouldn't know. How is your morale, Kleyton?
spies7vladimir (2:07:23 AM): shot to hell at this point?
spies7kleyton (2:07:23 AM): very l... i men high
spies7vladimir (2:07:30 AM): men?
spies7kleyton (2:07:34 AM): LOL
spies7kleyton (2:07:39 AM): mean
spies7vladimir (2:07:45 AM): good, high
spies7vladimir (2:07:51 AM): Right where it should be.
spies7kleyton (2:07:52 AM): *nods to himself assuredly*
spies7kleyton (2:08:21 AM): too many lurkers
spies7vladimir (2:08:32 AM): yep
spies7kleyton (2:09:02 AM): maybe if i started wearing deodorant
spies7kleyton (2:09:06 AM): more people would get on
spies7vladimir (2:09:14 AM): I was going to start naming them, but I don't want to write a dissertation tonight.
spies7vladimir (2:09:28 AM): yeah
spies7vladimir (2:09:35 AM): that might be good
spies7vladimir (2:09:38 AM): for morale
spies7vladimir (2:16:07 AM): Sophi, what do you think about Dylan?
spies7sophi (2:16:17 AM): m
spies7sophi (2:16:38 AM): i saw him loose his suspicioun of harold across yesterday
spies7vladimir (2:16:44 AM): loose?
spies7sophi (2:16:55 AM): he started with a list of like 3 reasons
spies7vladimir (2:16:56 AM): ok, lose.
spies7vladimir (2:17:02 AM): sorry
spies7vladimir (2:17:03 AM): continue
spies7sophi (2:17:11 AM): and over time each was proven not true
spies7sophi (2:17:24 AM): and eventually he ended up not voting for him
spies7sophi (2:17:32 AM): it looked pretty legit
spies7vladimir (2:17:39 AM): maybe
spies7vladimir (2:17:58 AM): I think it looked legit according to his initial reasons.
spies7vladimir (2:18:08 AM): not sure if his initial reasons were legit.
spies7vladimir (2:18:41 AM): I guess the question is whether or not he'd be willing to not just jump on the Harold bus.
spies7vladimir (2:19:03 AM): He waffled on Harold all day, then went on Stone...
spies7kleyton (2:19:31 AM): depends heavily on whether or not harold is a spy
spies7vladimir (2:19:41 AM): yeah
spies7kleyton (2:19:57 AM): which sadly we do not know
spies7kleyton (2:20:04 AM): damn you flashlight
spies7vladimir (2:20:14 AM): he needed to replace his batteries in that flashlight.
spies7kleyton (2:20:27 AM): fleshlight*
spies7vladimir (2:20:32 AM): haha
spies7sophi (2:20:32 AM): eeww
spies7vladimir (2:20:36 AM): I knew you were going to say that
spies7kleyton (2:20:36 AM): LOL
spies7vladimir (2:20:40 AM): I was waiting for it.
spies7kleyton (2:20:41 AM): the clown set me up
spies7vladimir (2:20:43 AM): and you did not disappoint.
spies7vladimir (2:20:49 AM): hahaha
spies7vladimir (2:20:59 AM): It's too bad Henry isn't here.
spies7vladimir (2:21:15 AM): I would love his input and to see what kind of hilarity he would release.
spies7kleyton (2:21:33 AM): LOL, henry was awesome
spies7kleyton (2:21:47 AM): even though the asshole hated me
spies7kleyton (2:21:54 AM): he was a teddy bear inside in the end
spies7vladimir (2:21:57 AM): I think he was kidding.
spies7kleyton (2:22:05 AM): oh no he wasn't
spies7kleyton (2:22:06 AM): he hated me
spies7vladimir (2:22:08 AM): oh
spies7vladimir (2:22:11 AM): never mind then
spies7kleyton (2:22:14 AM): he hates people of color
spies7vladimir (2:22:17 AM): haha
spies7vladimir (2:22:29 AM): Well, he hates commies.
spies7kleyton (2:22:31 AM): that's why he hated that his skin changed color when he had to urinate
spies7vladimir (2:22:38 AM): but I got him with the ol' "i'm not a communist" trick
spies7kleyton (2:22:48 AM): LOL stupid old man
spies7vladimir (2:22:51 AM): yeah
spies7vladimir (2:22:53 AM): he fell for it!
spies7sophi (2:23:13 AM): how does one idenfity commies?
spies7vladimir (2:23:31 AM): Let me ask my childhood buddie Joe MacCarthy
spies7sophi (2:23:34 AM): is there a commietell?
spies7vladimir (2:23:38 AM): there is
spies7vladimir (2:24:11 AM): I think the known commie tell is purging millions of oyur own people.
spies7vladimir (2:24:27 AM): regretably, something I have done.
spies7kleyton (2:24:47 AM): LOL spy
spies7vladimir (2:24:56 AM): no, I was never a spy
spies7sophi (2:25:00 AM): but america's doing that!
spies7sophi (2:25:02 AM): ...
spies7kleyton (2:25:02 AM): but you deployed them
spies7sophi (2:25:10 AM): oooohhhhh
spies7vladimir (2:25:11 AM): America is purging millions of it's own people?
spies7kleyton (2:25:12 AM): YOU are the cause of this
spies7vladimir (2:25:20 AM): I did deploy them
spies7vladimir (2:25:24 AM): that is a statement that is true
spies7vladimir (2:25:36 AM): but I'm not a spy.
spies7vladimir (2:25:42 AM): I'm a citizen of russia who deployed spies.
spies7vladimir (2:25:47 AM): so you shouldn't exile me.
spies7kleyton (2:26:19 AM): LOL we should exile you on merits alone
spies7vladimir (2:26:32 AM): that would show up as a demerit on your spy record, though
spies7vladimir (2:26:46 AM): you wouldn't get honorably discharged with something like that looming over you
spies7kleyton (2:27:05 AM): putin shut it you manipulative little weasel
spies7vladimir (2:27:14 AM): it's called blackmail, son. get used to it.
spies7kleyton (2:28:00 AM): i get black letters a lot
spies7kleyton (2:28:01 AM): from the i r s
spies7kleyton (2:28:06 AM): and the i n a
spies7kleyton (2:28:09 AM): LOL fuckers
spies7vladimir (2:28:48 AM): what do you do with them?
spies7vladimir (2:29:03 AM): See I get white-mailed all the time with stuff like "you should pay this bill that is overdue"
spies7vladimir (2:29:11 AM): annoying little things
spies7kleyton (2:29:16 AM): i use it to help me start fires
spies7kleyton (2:29:23 AM): paper is good for catching the stuff on fire
spies7vladimir (2:29:29 AM): Smokie the Bear doesn't approve.
spies7kleyton (2:29:37 AM): smokie the bear is a dick
spies7vladimir (2:29:42 AM): no, he's a bear.
spies7kleyton (2:29:44 AM): LOL
spies7kleyton (2:29:47 AM): false
spies7kleyton (2:29:49 AM): black bear
spies7vladimir (2:29:57 AM): not false, just not fully descriptive!
spies7vladimir (2:29:58 AM): tsk tsk
spies7kleyton (2:30:17 AM): guys look
spies7kleyton (2:30:20 AM): ima tell you jest like this
spies7kleyton (2:30:26 AM): ima tell you jest like this
spies7kleyton (2:30:32 AM): i admit, im a spy
spies7kleyton (2:30:37 AM): just exile me
spies7vladimir (2:30:38 AM): ok
spies7vladimir (2:30:42 AM): ok
spies7vladimir (2:30:59 AM): sounds good
spies7kleyton (2:31:07 AM): cool story bro
spies7kleyton (2:31:23 AM): the thing i did not mention
spies7kleyton (2:31:25 AM): is im not a bad spy
spies7kleyton (2:31:26 AM): well
spies7kleyton (2:31:28 AM): thats arguable LOL
spies7kleyton (2:31:29 AM): see
spies7vladimir (2:31:38 AM): comparitively, you are the best spy ever.
spies7kleyton (2:31:39 AM): i spy on my neighbor when she changes
spies7vladimir (2:31:45 AM): you outlasted half your team and even admitted it openly.
spies7vladimir (2:31:52 AM): bad spy!
spies7vladimir (2:31:54 AM): bad!
spies7vladimir (2:32:18 AM): I'm a good spy
spies7kleyton (2:32:18 AM): LOL i needed to produce wood for the fire
spies7kleyton (2:32:24 AM): so i asked my neighbor for help
spies7vladimir (2:32:25 AM): I helped an old lady cross the street
spies7kleyton (2:32:26 AM): she changed
spies7kleyton (2:32:28 AM): and i produced
spies7vladimir (2:32:47 AM): you produced what? A musical?
spies7kleyton (2:32:48 AM): yeah you helped an old lady LOL
spies7kleyton (2:32:54 AM): across the street and into the dungeon
spies7vladimir (2:32:56 AM): that's good spy behavior.
spies7kleyton (2:32:57 AM): i produced wood
spies7vladimir (2:33:06 AM): and then you burned it?
spies7kleyton (2:33:17 AM): no then i decided i had better hang on to it
spies7kleyton (2:33:27 AM): hank came by
spies7kleyton (2:33:30 AM): looking for some wood to cut
spies7kleyton (2:33:39 AM): i said he couldn't have my log
spies7vladimir (2:33:40 AM): I'm not sure I approve of the direction of this story.
spies7vladimir (2:33:45 AM): Sophi is only 18!
spies7kleyton (2:33:51 AM): she is my betrothed
spies7kleyton (2:33:53 AM): she's seen it before
spies7vladimir (2:33:55 AM): oh right
spies7vladimir (2:33:59 AM): then continue
spies7kleyton (2:34:17 AM): so hank was like "AARGHH!!! ME HANK NEED MROE WOOOOOD"
spies7kleyton (2:34:29 AM): LOL i let him chop down the door instead
spies7sophi (2:34:31 AM): lol
spies7kleyton (2:34:31 AM): he seemed satisfied
spies7vladimir (2:34:47 AM): I thought the next part was going to be him cutting off your...
spies7kleyton (2:34:57 AM): im not a eunuch as henry suggested
spies7vladimir (2:34:59 AM): story midway through
spies7kleyton (2:35:05 AM): not yet
spies7kleyton (2:35:09 AM): but hank said he'd be back for his goods
spies7kleyton (2:35:24 AM): "WHAT IS RIGHTFOOL GODS OF HANK, HANK COME BACK FOR"
spies7kleyton (2:35:39 AM): the barbarian left with my doors in shambles
spies7vladimir (2:35:50 AM): sounds barbaric
spies7kleyton (2:36:20 AM): yes
spies7kleyton (2:36:21 AM): he said
spies7kleyton (2:36:28 AM): that he had to go grind
spies7vladimir (2:36:34 AM): an axe?
spies7kleyton (2:36:39 AM): for exp
spies7vladimir (2:36:41 AM): grind an axe?
spies7vladimir (2:36:49 AM): did you tell him to quest instead?
spies7kleyton (2:36:52 AM): the chinese farmers were taking all of his loot
spies7kleyton (2:36:59 AM): i think he imprisoned them LOL
spies7kleyton (2:37:05 AM): no
spies7vladimir (2:37:07 AM): hateful
spies7kleyton (2:37:09 AM): he couldn't find judge sam he said
spies7kleyton (2:37:12 AM): to get the next quest
spies7vladimir (2:37:23 AM): he should have just looked online
spies7vladimir (2:37:28 AM): or used his map.
spies7kleyton (2:37:39 AM): he was upset because he failed the grenade quest
spies7kleyton (2:37:45 AM): but i told him i failed it too
spies7vladimir (2:37:56 AM): I skipped that quest.
spies7kleyton (2:38:01 AM): good it sucked LOL
spies7vladimir (2:38:06 AM): Sophi got it done
spies7sophi (2:38:23 AM): that's right
spies7sophi (2:38:36 AM): i feel under rewarded for that errort
spies7sophi (2:38:38 AM): effort
spies7vladimir (2:38:47 AM): since when is nothing under-rewarded?
spies7vladimir (2:39:19 AM): but seriously, you did pour a lot of effort into a losing cause and got nothing out of it.
spies7vladimir (2:39:29 AM): which does suck.
spies7sophi (2:39:33 AM): yup
spies7kleyton (2:39:56 AM): i gave up after yuri called me a retard
spies7vladimir (2:40:18 AM): if that is the criteria for giving up then I should have never played in the first place.
spies7sophi (2:40:18 AM): henry kept getting grenades though! it was crazy
spies7vladimir (2:40:26 AM): Henry was a beast.
spies7sophi (2:40:49 AM): we'd stop em all and have like 30 seconds to spare and be like "phhh easy!" but henry would get one through anyway
spies7vladimir (2:41:04 AM): That's because of how good I was.
spies7vladimir (2:41:13 AM): I fell for the ol' reply to your own post strat
spies7vladimir (2:41:18 AM): on numerous occasions.
spies7vladimir (2:41:21 AM): shameful.
spies7kleyton (2:41:39 AM): an old man
spies7kleyton (2:41:42 AM): good at using computers
spies7kleyton (2:41:47 AM): who would have known
spies7kleyton (2:41:55 AM): i guess it must have been all that training in vietnam
spies7kleyton (2:42:00 AM): he got good at throwing those fucking grenades
spies7sophi (2:42:02 AM): my gramma is a computer person
spies7sophi (2:42:05 AM): it's weird
spies7vladimir (2:42:08 AM): that is weird
spies7kleyton (2:42:13 AM): no it's not
spies7kleyton (2:42:20 AM): her gradnma is only 20 years older than her LOL
spies7vladimir (2:42:21 AM): I've had to help my grandmother with computers before...not a fun experience.
spies7vladimir (2:42:29 AM): daaaamn
spies7sophi (2:42:38 AM): she's rather crazy and lives in a retirement home in the east
spies7vladimir (2:42:44 AM): at the age of 38?
spies7kleyton (2:42:54 AM): is her name....
spies7sophi (2:42:55 AM): she spends her days reading scientific journals and emailing the people to tell them they are wrong.
spies7kleyton (2:42:55 AM): adraspy?
spies7vladimir (2:43:04 AM): haha
spies7kleyton (2:43:09 AM): LOL
spies7vladimir (2:43:10 AM): that sounds like a perfect old person thing...
spies7kleyton (2:43:12 AM): granny rage
spies7vladimir (2:43:15 AM): I love that.
spies7vladimir (2:43:21 AM): showing people up
spies7kleyton (2:43:46 AM): she's probably the type of lady who gets all the good books banned from the school curriculum, too
spies7sophi (2:43:55 AM): and there are highschool students that volenteer to help the retirement people with comptuers and technology
spies7sophi (2:44:02 AM): and she makes them vacuum and stuff
spies7vladimir (2:44:06 AM): nice
spies7vladimir (2:44:23 AM): I love unrepentant old people.
spies7sophi (2:44:45 AM): gram is cool.
spies7sophi (2:44:48 AM): i chat with her on gchat
spies7kleyton (2:44:55 AM): is she a spy?
spies7vladimir (2:45:04 AM): is she posting those in her confessional?
spies7sophi (2:45:15 AM): she might be an epicspy
spies7vladimir (2:45:36 AM): your grandmother is julia?
spies7kleyton (2:45:41 AM): her name is matilda
spies7vladimir (2:45:48 AM): haha
spies7vladimir (2:45:51 AM): probably is!
spies7kleyton (2:45:59 AM): matilda backster
spies7sophi (2:46:22 AM): her name is Gram
spies7kleyton (2:46:26 AM): LOL
spies7kleyton (2:46:30 AM): teddy gram
spies7vladimir (2:46:37 AM): Graham cracker.
spies7sophi (2:46:48 AM): even my mom calls her Gram. which is a bit weird
spies7kleyton (2:46:57 AM): that is weird
spies7kleyton (2:47:04 AM): maybe she's your mom's grandma too
spies7vladimir (2:47:10 AM): that would be even weirder
spies7sophi (2:47:14 AM): hmmm
spies7kleyton (2:47:21 AM): and she's your grandma's grandma
spies7sophi (2:47:25 AM): sure you could do it though adoption
spies7kleyton (2:48:03 AM): your mom got pregnant
spies7kleyton (2:48:07 AM): they moved the fetus to your grandma
spies7kleyton (2:48:16 AM): so she is also your mother
spies7vladimir (2:51:37 AM): I came back to this conversation
spies7vladimir (2:51:42 AM): and I wish I had stayed away
spies7kleyton (2:51:48 AM): LOL
spies7kleyton (2:51:52 AM): liar
spies7kleyton (2:51:55 AM): you dig it
spies7kleyton (2:51:58 AM): you're a mass murderer
spies7vladimir (2:51:59 AM): Trading Fetuses...a new show on TLC!
spies7kleyton (2:52:12 AM): yes
spies7kleyton (2:52:20 AM): i was an abortion who got spared
spies7kleyton (2:52:21 AM): twice
spies7vladimir (2:52:26 AM): While that is true...I had a good reason for all those murders.
spies7vladimir (2:52:41 AM): those bastard tried to kill my brotha!
spies7kleyton (2:52:49 AM): ARRRGHHHH MOTHALAND
spies7vladimir (2:52:57 AM): actually, I'm american.
spies7kleyton (2:53:06 AM): soviet american
spies7vladimir (2:53:12 AM): actually just American.
spies7kleyton (2:53:17 AM): do not lie
spies7vladimir (2:53:19 AM): I was in the Ukraine once.
spies7vladimir (2:53:24 AM): never been to Russia
spies7kleyton (2:53:29 AM): do not lie, commie
spies7vladimir (2:53:36 AM): I support capitalism.
spies7kleyton (2:53:44 AM): LOL
spies7vladimir (2:53:45 AM): and I never lie.
spies7kleyton (2:54:04 AM): did you just steel my jerky?
spies7vladimir (2:54:17 AM): no, but I stole it.
spies7kleyton (2:54:24 AM): LOL!
spies7vladimir (2:54:36 AM): good jerky too
spies7kleyton (2:54:45 AM): he is eating my... jerky
spies7kleyton (2:54:48 AM): and he enjoys it...
spies7kleyton (2:55:14 AM): my my vladimir
spies7kleyton (2:55:24 AM): whoever would have thought you liked it both ways
spies7vladimir (2:57:20 AM): Hank
spies7vladimir (2:57:23 AM): would have probably thought that
spies7vladimir (2:57:32 AM): based on the way I successfully navigated juggling his balls.
spies7kleyton (2:57:54 AM): hank has three balls, each made of brass
spies7vladimir (2:58:06 AM): Marcus puts those very balls into buckets
spies7vladimir (2:58:13 AM): to protect people's lives!
spies7kleyton (2:58:15 AM): LOL, that he does
spies7kleyton (2:58:20 AM): hank's balls save lives
spies7kleyton (2:58:32 AM): hank is so awesmoe
spies7vladimir (2:58:43 AM): I want to ask Marcus: "So what you're telling me is that people are coming to put me in jail, but you put a ball in a bucket, and it saves me?"
spies7vladimir (2:59:12 AM): mechanically it makes little sense.
spies7kleyton (2:59:17 AM): indeed
spies7kleyton (2:59:29 AM): liars rarely do
spies7vladimir (2:59:31 AM): "No, there is a bucket hanging in that doorway...it appears to be fully laden with balls, we must move on"
spies7sophi (2:59:52 AM): !
spies7sophi (2:59:55 AM): that's how it works!
spies7sophi (3:00:16 AM): you put a bucket of balls on the door, and then when the spies come in it spills on them
spies7vladimir (3:00:25 AM): that's it
spies7sophi (3:00:25 AM): it all makes sense!
spies7vladimir (3:00:31 AM): you've solved the puzzle
spies7vladimir (3:00:35 AM): !
spies7kleyton (3:01:05 AM): sophi is so awesome
spies7vladimir (3:01:19 AM): I can actually remember the last time I played Mr. Bucket.
spies7kleyton (3:01:19 AM): i love you guys
spies7vladimir (3:01:25 AM): can any of you clowns say the same?
spies7kleyton (3:01:28 AM): can i convert from spyslam to citizanity?
spies7vladimir (3:01:35 AM): yes
spies7vladimir (3:01:36 AM): you can
spies7kleyton (3:01:40 AM): teach me how
spies7vladimir (3:01:49 AM): put me into your heart.
spies7kleyton (3:01:55 AM): LOL gag
spies7vladimir (3:01:57 AM): and then...we'll form captain planet!
spies7kleyton (3:02:01 AM): yes
spies7kleyton (3:02:02 AM): YES
spies7vladimir (3:02:08 AM): YES
spies7kleyton (3:02:09 AM): vladimir is so awesome
spies7kleyton (3:02:12 AM): YES!!!
spies7vladimir (3:02:15 AM): maybe
spies7vladimir (3:02:32 AM): Kleyton you scare me...
spies7kleyton (3:02:44 AM): i scare cats more LOL
spies7vladimir (3:02:45 AM): when we say the same thing at the same time.
spies7vladimir (3:02:52 AM): it makes me afraid.
spies7vladimir (3:02:58 AM): that there is someone else out there who thinks like me.
spies7vladimir (3:03:11 AM): then you shouldn't hang around kathie
spies7kleyton (3:03:12 AM): or perhaps i stalk you and know more about you than you think LOL
spies7kleyton (3:03:18 AM): i know where you sleep at night
spies7vladimir (3:03:19 AM): that's less scary
spies7kleyton (3:03:22 AM): i know what you dream of
spies7vladimir (3:03:26 AM): that is scary
spies7kleyton (3:03:38 AM): i know you had an... interesting... dream of cassidy last night
spies7vladimir (3:03:43 AM): that was no dream
spies7vladimir (3:03:45 AM): reality
spies7kleyton (3:03:46 AM): LOL
spies7kleyton (3:03:50 AM): oh wait that was my dream
spies7vladimir (3:03:54 AM): hey!
spies7vladimir (3:03:56 AM): stay away
spies7kleyton (3:03:57 AM): why am i dreaming of you and cassidy
spies7kleyton (3:04:01 AM): AAAAH
spies7vladimir (3:04:01 AM): I don't know
spies7vladimir (3:04:07 AM): but...it's intriguing
spies7vladimir (3:04:54 AM): Well, I dreamt of Sophi
spies7vladimir (3:04:57 AM): but you weren't around
spies7vladimir (3:04:58 AM): so it's ok.
spies7kleyton (3:05:13 AM): LOL fucker
spies7kleyton (3:06:11 AM): how did i manage to get one upped there
spies7vladimir (3:07:03 AM): you let your guard down.
spies7sophi (3:07:11 AM): no touching
spies7vladimir (3:07:22 AM): some touching?
spies7kleyton (3:07:23 AM): betrothed
spies7vladimir (3:07:27 AM): or is that a strict no?
spies7kleyton (3:07:32 AM): vladimir will carry us to our bed chamber on our wedding night
spies7vladimir (3:07:39 AM): haha
spies7kleyton (3:07:40 AM): he has to touch
spies7sophi (3:07:42 AM): i don't think so
spies7vladimir (3:07:42 AM): I will do that
spies7vladimir (3:07:46 AM): no, that will happen
spies7vladimir (3:07:49 AM): that HAS to happen
spies7sophi (3:07:52 AM): kleyton, you are totally not my type
spies7vladimir (3:07:52 AM): it was destined
spies7kleyton (3:07:53 AM): and hank, too
spies7kleyton (3:08:00 AM): but we're betrothed!
spies7vladimir (3:08:04 AM): we'll tag team it...lumberjack + Clown
spies7kleyton (3:08:09 AM): it brings me no joy, either
spies7vladimir (3:08:14 AM): what about me? Am I your type?
spies7sophi (3:08:14 AM): yuri maybe, but he's got stony eyes
spies7vladimir (3:08:27 AM): I'm willing to put Cassidy behind me.
spies7kleyton (3:08:27 AM): vlad, you stay out of this
spies7kleyton (3:08:54 AM): ok sophi
spies7kleyton (3:08:56 AM): vlad can juggle
spies7kleyton (3:08:59 AM): we'll have hank do it
spies7kleyton (3:09:06 AM): "HANK CARRY BIGGGGGG PRIZE TO ROOM!"
spies7vladimir (3:09:10 AM): I'll juggle the two of you
spies7kleyton (3:09:19 AM): the two of cassidy and sophi?
spies7vladimir (3:09:23 AM): sure
spies7kleyton (3:09:25 AM): i'll have your head for that
spies7vladimir (3:09:32 AM): no
spies7kleyton (3:09:37 AM): look, let's just swap wives
spies7vladimir (3:09:38 AM): I meant you two on the way to your wedding bed
spies7vladimir (3:09:40 AM): ok
spies7vladimir (3:09:42 AM): Wife Swap
spies7kleyton (3:09:45 AM): ok sophi
spies7sophi (3:09:45 AM): stone's cute too. but i've gotten to know him
spies7sophi (3:09:54 AM): he's got some issues
spies7kleyton (3:09:54 AM): you're wth the clown now
spies7vladimir (3:09:59 AM): gotcha
spies7kleyton (3:10:03 AM): he's just a p. ugly bug
spies7vladimir (3:10:25 AM): technically Cassidy and I aren't married yet.
spies7vladimir (3:10:28 AM): is that going to be an issue?
spies7kleyton (3:10:33 AM): it's 2010
spies7vladimir (3:10:34 AM): she burned some of those legal papers.
spies7kleyton (3:10:39 AM): you don't need to be married anymore
spies7vladimir (3:10:40 AM): ok, good
spies7vladimir (3:10:42 AM): good
spies7kleyton (3:10:48 AM): wait
spies7kleyton (3:10:50 AM): it is 2010 right
spies7sophi (3:10:50 AM): but izzie is the only one for me
spies7vladimir (3:10:56 AM): but izzie is a woman
spies7kleyton (3:10:57 AM): or are we back in the times of columbus?
spies7kleyton (3:11:07 AM): LOL or is she
spies7vladimir (3:11:12 AM): depends...if we go far enough back women have no rights.
spies7kleyton (3:11:19 AM): ms doubtfire wasn't the only cross dresser you know
spies7vladimir (3:11:28 AM): now you've got me doubting my fire for her.
spies7kleyton (3:11:36 AM): i have fire
spies7sophi (3:11:39 AM): but not kleyton. you look to
spies7sophi (3:11:40 AM): um
spies7kleyton (3:11:41 AM): in case your doubt grows stronger
spies7sophi (3:11:42 AM): mexican
spies7kleyton (3:11:45 AM): LOL!
spies7vladimir (3:11:50 AM): destroyed
spies7kleyton (3:11:58 AM): i can't stop laughing
spies7vladimir (3:12:02 AM): haha
spies7vladimir (3:12:13 AM): where was all of this earlier?
spies7kleyton (3:12:16 AM): ok this chat is going into my confessional
spies7vladimir (3:12:36 AM): Sophi.
spies7vladimir (3:12:44 AM): I'm willing to take on both you and Izzie
spies7vladimir (3:12:59 AM): Izzie already lives in my van temporarily while she is getting her feet set.
spies7kleyton (3:13:00 AM): izzie is a guy
spies7kleyton (3:13:03 AM): but you know what they say
spies7kleyton (3:13:05 AM): a hole is a hole
spies7vladimir (3:13:10 AM): they say that?
spies7kleyton (3:13:15 AM): well i do LOL
spies7vladimir (3:13:20 AM): well, ok
spies7sophi (3:13:24 AM): dirty mexican...
spies7vladimir (3:13:35 AM): We can give him Dirty Harry.
spies7kleyton (3:13:39 AM): we have to be dirty
spies7kleyton (3:13:47 AM): how else can we have 30 children from 20 different wives
spies7kleyton (3:14:20 AM): dirty harry is gone
spies7sophi (3:14:47 AM): it's sad
spies7sophi (3:14:52 AM): they don't even die
spies7sophi (3:14:59 AM): we just exile them
spies7kleyton (3:15:03 AM): "exile"
spies7sophi (3:15:21 AM): it's a florida suberb! they could just move to tampa
spies7vladimir (3:15:35 AM): yeah
spies7kleyton (3:15:36 AM): i hear that's where spies 8 is going on right this moment
spies7vladimir (3:15:42 AM): Harold got in spies8
spies7kleyton (3:15:50 AM): i saw an episode last night
spies7vladimir (3:15:54 AM): oh?
spies7kleyton (3:15:59 AM): they were expecting some twist
spies7vladimir (3:16:02 AM): I thought the season wasn't out yet
spies7kleyton (3:16:16 AM): i get hookups frmo my friend don pablo
spies7kleyton (3:16:19 AM): he works at the cable company
spies7vladimir (3:16:25 AM): sounds like a spy
spies7kleyton (3:16:29 AM): LOL shh
spies7vladimir (3:16:34 AM): oh, my bad
spies7kleyton (3:16:42 AM): he's our secret to winning this game
spies7vladimir (3:17:19 AM): Is Don Pablo really DOnnie from spies 5?
spies7vladimir (3:17:24 AM): or Donald from spies 6?
spies7vladimir (3:17:29 AM): they. were. both. spies.
spies7kleyton (3:17:43 AM): he is a hybrid account
spies7vladimir (3:17:56 AM): at least he cares about the environment
spies7kleyton (3:18:04 AM): he has too much donnie in him
spies7kleyton (3:18:07 AM): he doesn't care
spies7kleyton (3:18:25 AM): then again neither do i
spies7kleyton (3:18:37 AM): donald is a bishop though
spies7kleyton (3:18:44 AM): so i guess they do neutralize
spies7vladimir (3:18:48 AM): He only moves diagonally
spies7kleyton (3:18:52 AM): LOL yes
spies7kleyton (3:18:57 AM): he sure is crooked
spies7vladimir (3:19:00 AM): sounds like a hindrance
spies7vladimir (3:19:03 AM): haha
spies7kleyton (3:19:49 AM): dick tracy needs to get on and recommend some more books
spies7vladimir (3:20:10 AM): haha
spies7vladimir (3:21:47 AM): I think from now on I just need to go completely batshit insane in my confessional
spies7kleyton (3:21:58 AM): yes
spies7kleyton (3:22:10 AM): and accidentally post in the burg when posting in your head quarter
spies7kleyton (3:22:17 AM): that would be much appreciated
spies7vladimir (3:22:18 AM): sounds like a plan.
spies7vladimir (3:22:50 AM): I want to fake a post in the burg pretending to do that.
spies7vladimir (3:22:53 AM): but I'm scared.
spies7vladimir (3:23:04 AM): because I dont' have faith in the people in this game.
spies7vladimir (3:23:10 AM): and I think that might be enough to exile me.
spies7kleyton (3:23:20 AM): hmmm
spies7kleyton (3:23:22 AM): what you do
spies7kleyton (3:23:28 AM): is you put tiny text in a post before you do it
spies7kleyton (3:23:30 AM): saying you're going to do it
spies7kleyton (3:23:36 AM): then when people say you're lying
spies7kleyton (3:23:39 AM): you point them to that post
spies7vladimir (3:23:49 AM): True
spies7vladimir (3:24:01 AM): that will also provide a good cover story
spies7vladimir (3:24:12 AM): for when I actually and legitimately slip in the burg in episode 8
spies7kleyton (3:24:15 AM): LOL
spies7kleyton (3:24:23 AM): then if you think people will say you did that on purpose
spies7vladimir (3:24:27 AM): people will be like "where is the small text"
spies7kleyton (3:24:28 AM): put the date in the tiny text
spies7vladimir (3:24:40 AM): and I'll be like "what I did that last time...I needed to do it again?"
spies7kleyton (3:24:49 AM): LOL
spies7sophi (3:24:50 AM): an ever safer way would be to edit it into one of your old posts thats not on the first page
spies7kleyton (3:25:04 AM): people will see the edit
spies7kleyton (3:25:06 AM): and call bullshit
spies7vladimir (3:25:10 AM): yeah
spies7sophi (3:25:13 AM): the edit has a date on it
spies7kleyton (3:25:21 AM): true
spies7vladimir (3:25:22 AM): I don't trust people to read dates accurately.
spies7sophi (3:25:23 AM): so you date it in ep 2
spies7kleyton (3:25:24 AM): she has a good point!
spies7vladimir (3:25:29 AM): Kleyton thought it was 2010.
spies7kleyton (3:25:38 AM): vlad also has a point
spies7sophi (3:25:53 AM): nobody reads those old threads excpt by way of find tool
spies7sophi (3:26:08 AM): so if you used font size 1 it's unlikely anyone would ever find it
spies7vladimir (3:26:13 AM): Sophi
spies7sophi (3:26:18 AM): well unless they have fonts disabled or something
spies7vladimir (3:26:19 AM): I want you to organize the entire burg.
spies7vladimir (3:26:24 AM): the entire burg.
spies7kleyton (3:26:32 AM): that's henry's job. he's the librarian
spies7kleyton (3:26:33 AM): oh wait
spies7kleyton (3:26:35 AM): he's gone
spies7vladimir (3:26:44 AM): like, make posts in every single thread so that they are in correct categorical order.
spies7vladimir (3:27:02 AM): that type of thing
spies7kleyton (3:27:04 AM): yes and let me know when you're done so i can mess it up
spies7vladimir (3:27:25 AM): and they call me evil
spies7vladimir (3:27:29 AM): pshh
spies7vladimir (3:27:36 AM): That's true evil right there.
spies7kleyton (3:28:16 AM): your mom is true evil
spies7vladimir (3:28:44 AM): I guess she had to be, to birth me.
spies7kleyton (3:29:04 AM): i have a question
spies7kleyton (3:31:06 AM): why the fuck am i still awake
spies7kleyton (3:31:19 AM): there is an answer to this question
spies7vladimir (3:31:31 AM): because you love us.
spies7vladimir (3:31:35 AM): I should be sleeping myself.
spies7kleyton (3:31:37 AM): that's 2%
spies7vladimir (3:31:55 AM): I don't know the answer.
spies7kleyton (3:32:26 AM): it's in a bag
spies7hank (12:36:17 AM): laaaaaaaaame is the word of the evening
spies7kleyton (12:36:45 AM): yeah
spies7vladimir (12:36:55 AM): predictions?
spies7kleyton (12:36:55 AM): so how's next episdoe work?
spies7kleyton (12:36:57 AM): 2 exiles? one?
spies7kleyton (12:37:00 AM): or tbd?
spies7vladimir (12:37:01 AM): is this a role or a twist or what?
spies7kleyton (12:37:07 AM): twist probably
spies7kleyton (12:37:13 AM): well
spies7kleyton (12:37:14 AM): hmmm
spies7hank (12:37:21 AM): probably one
spies7hank (12:37:26 AM): built in twist of some sort
spies7sophi (12:37:45 AM): sucks
spies7hank (12:39:14 AM): no doubt. i'd at least like to have a little hint towards what's coming up, if we are combining etc.
spies7vladimir (12:39:53 AM): Same
spies7vladimir (12:39:58 AM): I feel like this is a logical time to combine
spies7hank (12:40:04 AM): agreed
spies7kleyton (12:40:07 AM): with your powers combined
spies7kleyton (12:40:20 AM): i cam kleyton planet
spies7hank (12:40:32 AM): well, we've just been killing spies left and right, something had to be done
spies7vladimir (12:41:08 AM): we need to start killing not spies
spies7vladimir (12:41:11 AM): but clown haters
spies7vladimir (12:41:14 AM): Cassidy
spies7vladimir (12:41:16 AM): Daria
spies7vladimir (12:41:19 AM): those bitches need to die
spies7kleyton (12:41:24 AM): yes
spies7vladimir (12:41:31 AM): Kleyton planet
spies7vladimir (12:41:35 AM): I'm the heart that got you hear.
spies7vladimir (12:41:36 AM): here
spies7vladimir (12:41:42 AM): I'M HEART
spies7kleyton (12:42:18 AM): LOL
spies7kleyton (12:42:22 AM): who's fire, if not me?
spies7hank (12:43:13 AM): I will bring back some vodka for you vlad
spies7vladimir (12:45:50 AM): Thanks, hank
spies7vladimir (12:45:52 AM): you're a champ
spies7hank (12:46:35 AM): I'll make sure it is the best bottle
spies7vladimir (12:47:45 AM): Awesome. Take care of Cassidy for me.
spies7vladimir (12:47:59 AM): She's a crazy demon-hunting bitch who just took off 19 years of my fragile life, but I do love her.
spies7hank (12:48:06 AM): I will whisper sweet nothings in her ear. want me to give her any messages?
spies7vladimir (12:48:22 AM): At some point, just say "This one's from Vlad"
spies7vladimir (12:48:26 AM): that's all
spies7hank (12:49:15 AM): will do kind sir
spies7vladimir (12:50:43 AM): Good. thanks
spies7kleyton (12:51:53 AM): you love hank's balls more than you love cass
spies7vladimir (12:52:09 AM): Untrue
spies7vladimir (12:52:14 AM): Erroneous
spies7vladimir (12:52:19 AM): Erroneous on all counts
spies7kleyton (12:52:22 AM): dare you defy your captain?
spies7vladimir (12:52:28 AM): Yes?
spies7kleyton (12:52:34 AM): LOL bitch
spies7hank (12:52:41 AM): im pretty sure i love my balls the most
spies7vladimir (12:53:29 AM): I bet Hank is telling the truth
spies7vladimir (12:53:34 AM): CITIZEN TELL FOR NOT LYING
spies7hank (12:54:16 AM): thank you
spies7kleyton (12:54:17 AM): well im the self-admitted spy
spies7kleyton (12:54:25 AM): do i get citizen points for being truthful?
spies7kleyton (12:54:49 AM): paradox!
spies7hank (12:55:45 AM): I'll give you a pat on the head
spies7kleyton (12:55:51 AM): with the axe?
spies7kleyton (12:55:56 AM): or with your hand?
spies7hank (12:56:04 AM): hand for now
spies7vladimir (12:56:50 AM): And my axe
spies7vladimir (12:57:03 AM): Damn your paradoxes Kleyton
spies7vladimir (12:57:14 AM): I'm going to chalk that up as "i have no clue" and exile you because i can't be bothered to figure it out.
spies7vladimir (12:57:19 AM): sound good?
spies7kleyton (12:57:25 AM): definitely
spies7vladimir (12:57:51 AM): Glad we're on the same wavelength then
spies7kleyton (12:58:47 AM): oh shit
spies7kleyton (12:58:48 AM): new episode
spies7kleyton (12:58:50 AM): new avatar
spies7kleyton (12:59:03 AM): hold on while i go take a picture of myself ass naked LOL
spies7vladimir (12:59:24 AM): umm...yeah
spies7vladimir (12:59:28 AM): we're exiling you
spies7kleyton (12:59:37 AM): will you juggle my balls at my exile?
spies7vladimir (12:59:39 AM): I'd hate to see the episode 5 avatar.
spies7vladimir (12:59:42 AM): yeah, I guess
spies7vladimir (12:59:49 AM): It's my civic duty as a clown
spies7kleyton (12:59:55 AM): wait until after the wedding before exilign me
spies7hank (12:59:58 AM):
spies7vladimir (1:00:08 AM): Some of the local kids called me "balla" when I put on that act.
spies7vladimir (1:00:13 AM): I think it was meant as a sign of respect.
spies7kleyton (1:00:24 AM): LOL
spies7hank (1:52:09 AM) has left the room.
spies7vladimir (1:53:33 AM): Sophi
spies7vladimir (1:53:41 AM): where do you loko next?
spies7vladimir (1:53:44 AM): look
spies7sophi (1:53:59 AM): huh?
spies7vladimir (1:54:25 AM): episode 4 is upon us.
spies7sophi (1:54:34 AM): i'll team up with julia and write a summary of the case on tracy
spies7vladimir (1:54:43 AM): summery
spies7kleyton (1:54:50 AM): summary
spies7vladimir (1:54:57 AM): summory
spies7kleyton (1:55:03 AM): sum mory
spies7vladimir (1:55:14 AM): summsometimesyry
spies7sophi (1:55:20 AM): and then people will talk about it and then something might happen
spies7vladimir (1:55:29 AM): that sounds vague
spies7kleyton (1:55:33 AM): sounds hot
spies7vladimir (1:55:39 AM): haha
spies7sophi (1:55:40 AM): ideally someone will start a counter wagon and then i can write the other summary
spies7vladimir (1:55:49 AM): a counter wagon on...Julia?
spies7kleyton (1:55:59 AM): i would ride that wagon
spies7vladimir (1:56:04 AM): never mind.
spies7vladimir (1:56:08 AM): yeah
spies7vladimir (1:56:11 AM): I might have to bandwagon on that.
spies7kleyton (1:56:15 AM): LOL
spies7vladimir (1:56:17 AM):
spies7vladimir (1:56:52 AM): ah, being a dirty old man clown.
spies7vladimir (1:57:05 AM): good times, good times.
spies7kleyton (1:57:17 AM): good thing you're old for the rest of your life
spies7vladimir (1:57:23 AM): that is the benefit.
spies7vladimir (1:57:28 AM): thanks for the reminder.
spies7kleyton (1:57:38 AM): no problem chap
spies7kleyton (1:57:41 AM): any time bro
spies7vladimir (1:57:45 AM): I still got with Cassidy, though.
spies7vladimir (1:57:48 AM): just saying
spies7kleyton (1:57:52 AM): did you get her with child?
spies7sophi (1:58:01 AM): cassidy's mine! hands off
spies7vladimir (1:58:01 AM): no, I'm not that much of a ... bastard?
spies7kleyton (1:58:07 AM): LOL
spies7kleyton (1:58:12 AM): you are a bastard, and a bastard breeder
spies7vladimir (1:58:22 AM): My son will have the bastard genes
spies7kleyton (1:58:29 AM): it is known
spies7vladimir (1:58:54 AM): so ladies, any takers?
spies7vladimir (1:59:00 AM): now that we've got this out in the open
spies7kleyton (1:59:10 AM): now you're auctioning off your bastard?
spies7vladimir (1:59:19 AM): do I hear a bid?
spies7kleyton (1:59:28 AM): only if i get to burn it
spies7vladimir (1:59:34 AM): nope, guess I didn't hear a bid
spies7kleyton (1:59:40 AM): 50 cents!
spies7vladimir (1:59:40 AM): must have been my mind playing old man tricks on me.
spies7kleyton (1:59:56 AM): 75!
spies7kleyton (2:00:04 AM): and...
spies7kleyton (2:00:05 AM): and..
spies7kleyton (2:00:08 AM): a bag of beef jerky
spies7vladimir (2:00:08 AM): if the bastard is anything like me...or a demon clown...then burning it is only a temporary solution.
spies7vladimir (2:00:14 AM): sold.
spies7vladimir (2:00:16 AM): the jerky
spies7kleyton (2:00:19 AM): LOL
spies7vladimir (2:00:20 AM): impossible to resist.
spies7kleyton (2:00:23 AM): i didn't marinade it
spies7vladimir (2:00:33 AM): wow, backstabbed.
spies7vladimir (2:00:55 AM): do you think tracy is a spy, Sophi?
spies7sophi (2:01:14 AM): m
spies7sophi (2:01:15 AM): what?
spies7sophi (2:01:18 AM): i don't know
spies7vladimir (2:01:22 AM): the letter directly precending N
spies7sophi (2:01:30 AM): i haven't done a summary on her yet
spies7vladimir (2:01:52 AM): you can only comment on people's alignment after a summary?
spies7kleyton (2:02:18 AM): this is sophi. she has no gut instincts
spies7vladimir (2:02:30 AM): bollocks
spies7vladimir (2:02:37 AM): shenanigans
spies7kleyton (2:02:41 AM): my betrothed has much to learn
spies7sophi (2:02:54 AM): well i've only been on her team a little while
spies7sophi (2:03:01 AM): and i've yet to interact with her really at all
spies7vladimir (2:03:02 AM): that is true
spies7vladimir (2:03:06 AM): the team bit.
spies7sophi (2:03:10 AM): no conversations with her
spies7sophi (2:03:24 AM): and i don't know the cases that are against her
spies7sophi (2:03:32 AM): all i know is that julia thinks she's a spy,
spies7kleyton (2:03:33 AM): im leaning cit on her
spies7sophi (2:03:49 AM): so i trust julia, so tracy might be a spy.
spies7sophi (2:03:51 AM): there
spies7vladimir (2:03:59 AM): spies7vladimir (11:30:56 PM): The Tracy reasons are that she tried to lead an exile on marcus over Perry while saying that Perry wouldn't be a bad exile.
spies7sophi (2:04:12 AM): i havn't seen the logs for that
spies7vladimir (2:04:15 AM): I'm with Mr. Manning.
spies7kleyton (2:04:22 AM): not a very strong point in favor of her being spy imo
spies7kleyton (2:04:26 AM): noteworthy
spies7kleyton (2:04:29 AM): not condemning
spies7vladimir (2:04:40 AM): I think the more bothersome thing for me is her decline.
spies7kleyton (2:04:47 AM): decline?
spies7vladimir (2:04:49 AM): scum hunter extraordinaire episode 1.
spies7kleyton (2:04:53 AM): oh
spies7vladimir (2:04:57 AM): Missing in Action episodes 2, 3.
spies7kleyton (2:05:03 AM): she was fairly active episode 2
spies7kleyton (2:05:07 AM): but she was also almost exiled LOL
spies7vladimir (2:05:13 AM): ok, episode 3.
spies7kleyton (2:05:17 AM): so thatm ight explain her decline this past episode
spies7kleyton (2:05:25 AM): like
spies7vladimir (2:05:26 AM): the lack of being an exile candidate anymore?
spies7kleyton (2:05:28 AM): she literally
spies7kleyton (2:05:30 AM): was saved at the last minute
spies7vladimir (2:05:38 AM): yeah
spies7vladimir (2:05:47 AM): Illuminati style
spies7kleyton (2:06:01 AM): but yeah you're right
spies7vladimir (2:06:02 AM): this was an uncharacteristic exile.
spies7kleyton (2:06:05 AM): she's not as active as she was
spies7vladimir (2:06:06 AM): I blame Sophi
spies7vladimir (2:06:08 AM): and her organization.
spies7vladimir (2:06:18 AM): I don't think her decline is a big enough point to vote on.
spies7vladimir (2:06:22 AM): just something to keep in mind.
spies7kleyton (2:06:23 AM): either that or im completely missing her
spies7vladimir (2:06:34 AM): she's been on some, but hasn't really done much
spies7kleyton (2:06:55 AM): losing 3 scum buddies in 2 episodes does that to your morale
spies7vladimir (2:07:17 AM): I wouldn't know. How is your morale, Kleyton?
spies7vladimir (2:07:23 AM): shot to hell at this point?
spies7kleyton (2:07:23 AM): very l... i men high
spies7vladimir (2:07:30 AM): men?
spies7kleyton (2:07:34 AM): LOL
spies7kleyton (2:07:39 AM): mean
spies7vladimir (2:07:45 AM): good, high
spies7vladimir (2:07:51 AM): Right where it should be.
spies7kleyton (2:07:52 AM): *nods to himself assuredly*
spies7kleyton (2:08:21 AM): too many lurkers
spies7vladimir (2:08:32 AM): yep
spies7kleyton (2:09:02 AM): maybe if i started wearing deodorant
spies7kleyton (2:09:06 AM): more people would get on
spies7vladimir (2:09:14 AM): I was going to start naming them, but I don't want to write a dissertation tonight.
spies7vladimir (2:09:28 AM): yeah
spies7vladimir (2:09:35 AM): that might be good
spies7vladimir (2:09:38 AM): for morale
spies7vladimir (2:16:07 AM): Sophi, what do you think about Dylan?
spies7sophi (2:16:17 AM): m
spies7sophi (2:16:38 AM): i saw him loose his suspicioun of harold across yesterday
spies7vladimir (2:16:44 AM): loose?
spies7sophi (2:16:55 AM): he started with a list of like 3 reasons
spies7vladimir (2:16:56 AM): ok, lose.
spies7vladimir (2:17:02 AM): sorry
spies7vladimir (2:17:03 AM): continue
spies7sophi (2:17:11 AM): and over time each was proven not true
spies7sophi (2:17:24 AM): and eventually he ended up not voting for him
spies7sophi (2:17:32 AM): it looked pretty legit
spies7vladimir (2:17:39 AM): maybe
spies7vladimir (2:17:58 AM): I think it looked legit according to his initial reasons.
spies7vladimir (2:18:08 AM): not sure if his initial reasons were legit.
spies7vladimir (2:18:41 AM): I guess the question is whether or not he'd be willing to not just jump on the Harold bus.
spies7vladimir (2:19:03 AM): He waffled on Harold all day, then went on Stone...
spies7kleyton (2:19:31 AM): depends heavily on whether or not harold is a spy
spies7vladimir (2:19:41 AM): yeah
spies7kleyton (2:19:57 AM): which sadly we do not know
spies7kleyton (2:20:04 AM): damn you flashlight
spies7vladimir (2:20:14 AM): he needed to replace his batteries in that flashlight.
spies7kleyton (2:20:27 AM): fleshlight*
spies7vladimir (2:20:32 AM): haha
spies7sophi (2:20:32 AM): eeww
spies7vladimir (2:20:36 AM): I knew you were going to say that
spies7kleyton (2:20:36 AM): LOL
spies7vladimir (2:20:40 AM): I was waiting for it.
spies7kleyton (2:20:41 AM): the clown set me up
spies7vladimir (2:20:43 AM): and you did not disappoint.
spies7vladimir (2:20:49 AM): hahaha
spies7vladimir (2:20:59 AM): It's too bad Henry isn't here.
spies7vladimir (2:21:15 AM): I would love his input and to see what kind of hilarity he would release.
spies7kleyton (2:21:33 AM): LOL, henry was awesome
spies7kleyton (2:21:47 AM): even though the asshole hated me
spies7kleyton (2:21:54 AM): he was a teddy bear inside in the end
spies7vladimir (2:21:57 AM): I think he was kidding.
spies7kleyton (2:22:05 AM): oh no he wasn't
spies7kleyton (2:22:06 AM): he hated me
spies7vladimir (2:22:08 AM): oh
spies7vladimir (2:22:11 AM): never mind then
spies7kleyton (2:22:14 AM): he hates people of color
spies7vladimir (2:22:17 AM): haha
spies7vladimir (2:22:29 AM): Well, he hates commies.
spies7kleyton (2:22:31 AM): that's why he hated that his skin changed color when he had to urinate
spies7vladimir (2:22:38 AM): but I got him with the ol' "i'm not a communist" trick
spies7kleyton (2:22:48 AM): LOL stupid old man
spies7vladimir (2:22:51 AM): yeah
spies7vladimir (2:22:53 AM): he fell for it!
spies7sophi (2:23:13 AM): how does one idenfity commies?
spies7vladimir (2:23:31 AM): Let me ask my childhood buddie Joe MacCarthy
spies7sophi (2:23:34 AM): is there a commietell?
spies7vladimir (2:23:38 AM): there is
spies7vladimir (2:24:11 AM): I think the known commie tell is purging millions of oyur own people.
spies7vladimir (2:24:27 AM): regretably, something I have done.
spies7kleyton (2:24:47 AM): LOL spy
spies7vladimir (2:24:56 AM): no, I was never a spy
spies7sophi (2:25:00 AM): but america's doing that!
spies7sophi (2:25:02 AM): ...
spies7kleyton (2:25:02 AM): but you deployed them
spies7sophi (2:25:10 AM): oooohhhhh
spies7vladimir (2:25:11 AM): America is purging millions of it's own people?
spies7kleyton (2:25:12 AM): YOU are the cause of this
spies7vladimir (2:25:20 AM): I did deploy them
spies7vladimir (2:25:24 AM): that is a statement that is true
spies7vladimir (2:25:36 AM): but I'm not a spy.
spies7vladimir (2:25:42 AM): I'm a citizen of russia who deployed spies.
spies7vladimir (2:25:47 AM): so you shouldn't exile me.
spies7kleyton (2:26:19 AM): LOL we should exile you on merits alone
spies7vladimir (2:26:32 AM): that would show up as a demerit on your spy record, though
spies7vladimir (2:26:46 AM): you wouldn't get honorably discharged with something like that looming over you
spies7kleyton (2:27:05 AM): putin shut it you manipulative little weasel
spies7vladimir (2:27:14 AM): it's called blackmail, son. get used to it.
spies7kleyton (2:28:00 AM): i get black letters a lot
spies7kleyton (2:28:01 AM): from the i r s
spies7kleyton (2:28:06 AM): and the i n a
spies7kleyton (2:28:09 AM): LOL fuckers
spies7vladimir (2:28:48 AM): what do you do with them?
spies7vladimir (2:29:03 AM): See I get white-mailed all the time with stuff like "you should pay this bill that is overdue"
spies7vladimir (2:29:11 AM): annoying little things
spies7kleyton (2:29:16 AM): i use it to help me start fires
spies7kleyton (2:29:23 AM): paper is good for catching the stuff on fire
spies7vladimir (2:29:29 AM): Smokie the Bear doesn't approve.
spies7kleyton (2:29:37 AM): smokie the bear is a dick
spies7vladimir (2:29:42 AM): no, he's a bear.
spies7kleyton (2:29:44 AM): LOL
spies7kleyton (2:29:47 AM): false
spies7kleyton (2:29:49 AM): black bear
spies7vladimir (2:29:57 AM): not false, just not fully descriptive!
spies7vladimir (2:29:58 AM): tsk tsk
spies7kleyton (2:30:17 AM): guys look
spies7kleyton (2:30:20 AM): ima tell you jest like this
spies7kleyton (2:30:26 AM): ima tell you jest like this
spies7kleyton (2:30:32 AM): i admit, im a spy
spies7kleyton (2:30:37 AM): just exile me
spies7vladimir (2:30:38 AM): ok
spies7vladimir (2:30:42 AM): ok
spies7vladimir (2:30:59 AM): sounds good
spies7kleyton (2:31:07 AM): cool story bro
spies7kleyton (2:31:23 AM): the thing i did not mention
spies7kleyton (2:31:25 AM): is im not a bad spy
spies7kleyton (2:31:26 AM): well
spies7kleyton (2:31:28 AM): thats arguable LOL
spies7kleyton (2:31:29 AM): see
spies7vladimir (2:31:38 AM): comparitively, you are the best spy ever.
spies7kleyton (2:31:39 AM): i spy on my neighbor when she changes
spies7vladimir (2:31:45 AM): you outlasted half your team and even admitted it openly.
spies7vladimir (2:31:52 AM): bad spy!
spies7vladimir (2:31:54 AM): bad!
spies7vladimir (2:32:18 AM): I'm a good spy
spies7kleyton (2:32:18 AM): LOL i needed to produce wood for the fire
spies7kleyton (2:32:24 AM): so i asked my neighbor for help
spies7vladimir (2:32:25 AM): I helped an old lady cross the street
spies7kleyton (2:32:26 AM): she changed
spies7kleyton (2:32:28 AM): and i produced
spies7vladimir (2:32:47 AM): you produced what? A musical?
spies7kleyton (2:32:48 AM): yeah you helped an old lady LOL
spies7kleyton (2:32:54 AM): across the street and into the dungeon
spies7vladimir (2:32:56 AM): that's good spy behavior.
spies7kleyton (2:32:57 AM): i produced wood
spies7vladimir (2:33:06 AM): and then you burned it?
spies7kleyton (2:33:17 AM): no then i decided i had better hang on to it
spies7kleyton (2:33:27 AM): hank came by
spies7kleyton (2:33:30 AM): looking for some wood to cut
spies7kleyton (2:33:39 AM): i said he couldn't have my log
spies7vladimir (2:33:40 AM): I'm not sure I approve of the direction of this story.
spies7vladimir (2:33:45 AM): Sophi is only 18!
spies7kleyton (2:33:51 AM): she is my betrothed
spies7kleyton (2:33:53 AM): she's seen it before
spies7vladimir (2:33:55 AM): oh right
spies7vladimir (2:33:59 AM): then continue
spies7kleyton (2:34:17 AM): so hank was like "AARGHH!!! ME HANK NEED MROE WOOOOOD"
spies7kleyton (2:34:29 AM): LOL i let him chop down the door instead
spies7sophi (2:34:31 AM): lol
spies7kleyton (2:34:31 AM): he seemed satisfied
spies7vladimir (2:34:47 AM): I thought the next part was going to be him cutting off your...
spies7kleyton (2:34:57 AM): im not a eunuch as henry suggested
spies7vladimir (2:34:59 AM): story midway through
spies7kleyton (2:35:05 AM): not yet
spies7kleyton (2:35:09 AM): but hank said he'd be back for his goods
spies7kleyton (2:35:24 AM): "WHAT IS RIGHTFOOL GODS OF HANK, HANK COME BACK FOR"
spies7kleyton (2:35:39 AM): the barbarian left with my doors in shambles
spies7vladimir (2:35:50 AM): sounds barbaric
spies7kleyton (2:36:20 AM): yes
spies7kleyton (2:36:21 AM): he said
spies7kleyton (2:36:28 AM): that he had to go grind
spies7vladimir (2:36:34 AM): an axe?
spies7kleyton (2:36:39 AM): for exp
spies7vladimir (2:36:41 AM): grind an axe?
spies7vladimir (2:36:49 AM): did you tell him to quest instead?
spies7kleyton (2:36:52 AM): the chinese farmers were taking all of his loot
spies7kleyton (2:36:59 AM): i think he imprisoned them LOL
spies7kleyton (2:37:05 AM): no
spies7vladimir (2:37:07 AM): hateful
spies7kleyton (2:37:09 AM): he couldn't find judge sam he said
spies7kleyton (2:37:12 AM): to get the next quest
spies7vladimir (2:37:23 AM): he should have just looked online
spies7vladimir (2:37:28 AM): or used his map.
spies7kleyton (2:37:39 AM): he was upset because he failed the grenade quest
spies7kleyton (2:37:45 AM): but i told him i failed it too
spies7vladimir (2:37:56 AM): I skipped that quest.
spies7kleyton (2:38:01 AM): good it sucked LOL
spies7vladimir (2:38:06 AM): Sophi got it done
spies7sophi (2:38:23 AM): that's right
spies7sophi (2:38:36 AM): i feel under rewarded for that errort
spies7sophi (2:38:38 AM): effort
spies7vladimir (2:38:47 AM): since when is nothing under-rewarded?
spies7vladimir (2:39:19 AM): but seriously, you did pour a lot of effort into a losing cause and got nothing out of it.
spies7vladimir (2:39:29 AM): which does suck.
spies7sophi (2:39:33 AM): yup
spies7kleyton (2:39:56 AM): i gave up after yuri called me a retard
spies7vladimir (2:40:18 AM): if that is the criteria for giving up then I should have never played in the first place.
spies7sophi (2:40:18 AM): henry kept getting grenades though! it was crazy
spies7vladimir (2:40:26 AM): Henry was a beast.
spies7sophi (2:40:49 AM): we'd stop em all and have like 30 seconds to spare and be like "phhh easy!" but henry would get one through anyway
spies7vladimir (2:41:04 AM): That's because of how good I was.
spies7vladimir (2:41:13 AM): I fell for the ol' reply to your own post strat
spies7vladimir (2:41:18 AM): on numerous occasions.
spies7vladimir (2:41:21 AM): shameful.
spies7kleyton (2:41:39 AM): an old man
spies7kleyton (2:41:42 AM): good at using computers
spies7kleyton (2:41:47 AM): who would have known
spies7kleyton (2:41:55 AM): i guess it must have been all that training in vietnam
spies7kleyton (2:42:00 AM): he got good at throwing those fucking grenades
spies7sophi (2:42:02 AM): my gramma is a computer person
spies7sophi (2:42:05 AM): it's weird
spies7vladimir (2:42:08 AM): that is weird
spies7kleyton (2:42:13 AM): no it's not
spies7kleyton (2:42:20 AM): her gradnma is only 20 years older than her LOL
spies7vladimir (2:42:21 AM): I've had to help my grandmother with computers before...not a fun experience.
spies7vladimir (2:42:29 AM): daaaamn
spies7sophi (2:42:38 AM): she's rather crazy and lives in a retirement home in the east
spies7vladimir (2:42:44 AM): at the age of 38?
spies7kleyton (2:42:54 AM): is her name....
spies7sophi (2:42:55 AM): she spends her days reading scientific journals and emailing the people to tell them they are wrong.
spies7kleyton (2:42:55 AM): adraspy?
spies7vladimir (2:43:04 AM): haha
spies7kleyton (2:43:09 AM): LOL
spies7vladimir (2:43:10 AM): that sounds like a perfect old person thing...
spies7kleyton (2:43:12 AM): granny rage
spies7vladimir (2:43:15 AM): I love that.
spies7vladimir (2:43:21 AM): showing people up
spies7kleyton (2:43:46 AM): she's probably the type of lady who gets all the good books banned from the school curriculum, too
spies7sophi (2:43:55 AM): and there are highschool students that volenteer to help the retirement people with comptuers and technology
spies7sophi (2:44:02 AM): and she makes them vacuum and stuff
spies7vladimir (2:44:06 AM): nice
spies7vladimir (2:44:23 AM): I love unrepentant old people.
spies7sophi (2:44:45 AM): gram is cool.
spies7sophi (2:44:48 AM): i chat with her on gchat
spies7kleyton (2:44:55 AM): is she a spy?
spies7vladimir (2:45:04 AM): is she posting those in her confessional?
spies7sophi (2:45:15 AM): she might be an epicspy
spies7vladimir (2:45:36 AM): your grandmother is julia?
spies7kleyton (2:45:41 AM): her name is matilda
spies7vladimir (2:45:48 AM): haha
spies7vladimir (2:45:51 AM): probably is!
spies7kleyton (2:45:59 AM): matilda backster
spies7sophi (2:46:22 AM): her name is Gram
spies7kleyton (2:46:26 AM): LOL
spies7kleyton (2:46:30 AM): teddy gram
spies7vladimir (2:46:37 AM): Graham cracker.
spies7sophi (2:46:48 AM): even my mom calls her Gram. which is a bit weird
spies7kleyton (2:46:57 AM): that is weird
spies7kleyton (2:47:04 AM): maybe she's your mom's grandma too
spies7vladimir (2:47:10 AM): that would be even weirder
spies7sophi (2:47:14 AM): hmmm
spies7kleyton (2:47:21 AM): and she's your grandma's grandma
spies7sophi (2:47:25 AM): sure you could do it though adoption
spies7kleyton (2:48:03 AM): your mom got pregnant
spies7kleyton (2:48:07 AM): they moved the fetus to your grandma
spies7kleyton (2:48:16 AM): so she is also your mother
spies7vladimir (2:51:37 AM): I came back to this conversation
spies7vladimir (2:51:42 AM): and I wish I had stayed away
spies7kleyton (2:51:48 AM): LOL
spies7kleyton (2:51:52 AM): liar
spies7kleyton (2:51:55 AM): you dig it
spies7kleyton (2:51:58 AM): you're a mass murderer
spies7vladimir (2:51:59 AM): Trading Fetuses...a new show on TLC!
spies7kleyton (2:52:12 AM): yes
spies7kleyton (2:52:20 AM): i was an abortion who got spared
spies7kleyton (2:52:21 AM): twice
spies7vladimir (2:52:26 AM): While that is true...I had a good reason for all those murders.
spies7vladimir (2:52:41 AM): those bastard tried to kill my brotha!
spies7kleyton (2:52:49 AM): ARRRGHHHH MOTHALAND
spies7vladimir (2:52:57 AM): actually, I'm american.
spies7kleyton (2:53:06 AM): soviet american
spies7vladimir (2:53:12 AM): actually just American.
spies7kleyton (2:53:17 AM): do not lie
spies7vladimir (2:53:19 AM): I was in the Ukraine once.
spies7vladimir (2:53:24 AM): never been to Russia
spies7kleyton (2:53:29 AM): do not lie, commie
spies7vladimir (2:53:36 AM): I support capitalism.
spies7kleyton (2:53:44 AM): LOL
spies7vladimir (2:53:45 AM): and I never lie.
spies7kleyton (2:54:04 AM): did you just steel my jerky?
spies7vladimir (2:54:17 AM): no, but I stole it.
spies7kleyton (2:54:24 AM): LOL!
spies7vladimir (2:54:36 AM): good jerky too
spies7kleyton (2:54:45 AM): he is eating my... jerky
spies7kleyton (2:54:48 AM): and he enjoys it...
spies7kleyton (2:55:14 AM): my my vladimir
spies7kleyton (2:55:24 AM): whoever would have thought you liked it both ways
spies7vladimir (2:57:20 AM): Hank
spies7vladimir (2:57:23 AM): would have probably thought that
spies7vladimir (2:57:32 AM): based on the way I successfully navigated juggling his balls.
spies7kleyton (2:57:54 AM): hank has three balls, each made of brass
spies7vladimir (2:58:06 AM): Marcus puts those very balls into buckets
spies7vladimir (2:58:13 AM): to protect people's lives!
spies7kleyton (2:58:15 AM): LOL, that he does
spies7kleyton (2:58:20 AM): hank's balls save lives
spies7kleyton (2:58:32 AM): hank is so awesmoe
spies7vladimir (2:58:43 AM): I want to ask Marcus: "So what you're telling me is that people are coming to put me in jail, but you put a ball in a bucket, and it saves me?"
spies7vladimir (2:59:12 AM): mechanically it makes little sense.
spies7kleyton (2:59:17 AM): indeed
spies7kleyton (2:59:29 AM): liars rarely do
spies7vladimir (2:59:31 AM): "No, there is a bucket hanging in that doorway...it appears to be fully laden with balls, we must move on"
spies7sophi (2:59:52 AM): !
spies7sophi (2:59:55 AM): that's how it works!
spies7sophi (3:00:16 AM): you put a bucket of balls on the door, and then when the spies come in it spills on them
spies7vladimir (3:00:25 AM): that's it
spies7sophi (3:00:25 AM): it all makes sense!
spies7vladimir (3:00:31 AM): you've solved the puzzle
spies7vladimir (3:00:35 AM): !
spies7kleyton (3:01:05 AM): sophi is so awesome
spies7vladimir (3:01:19 AM): I can actually remember the last time I played Mr. Bucket.
spies7kleyton (3:01:19 AM): i love you guys
spies7vladimir (3:01:25 AM): can any of you clowns say the same?
spies7kleyton (3:01:28 AM): can i convert from spyslam to citizanity?
spies7vladimir (3:01:35 AM): yes
spies7vladimir (3:01:36 AM): you can
spies7kleyton (3:01:40 AM): teach me how
spies7vladimir (3:01:49 AM): put me into your heart.
spies7kleyton (3:01:55 AM): LOL gag
spies7vladimir (3:01:57 AM): and then...we'll form captain planet!
spies7kleyton (3:02:01 AM): yes
spies7kleyton (3:02:02 AM): YES
spies7vladimir (3:02:08 AM): YES
spies7kleyton (3:02:09 AM): vladimir is so awesome
spies7kleyton (3:02:12 AM): YES!!!
spies7vladimir (3:02:15 AM): maybe
spies7vladimir (3:02:32 AM): Kleyton you scare me...
spies7kleyton (3:02:44 AM): i scare cats more LOL
spies7vladimir (3:02:45 AM): when we say the same thing at the same time.
spies7vladimir (3:02:52 AM): it makes me afraid.
spies7vladimir (3:02:58 AM): that there is someone else out there who thinks like me.
spies7vladimir (3:03:11 AM): then you shouldn't hang around kathie
spies7kleyton (3:03:12 AM): or perhaps i stalk you and know more about you than you think LOL
spies7kleyton (3:03:18 AM): i know where you sleep at night
spies7vladimir (3:03:19 AM): that's less scary
spies7kleyton (3:03:22 AM): i know what you dream of
spies7vladimir (3:03:26 AM): that is scary
spies7kleyton (3:03:38 AM): i know you had an... interesting... dream of cassidy last night
spies7vladimir (3:03:43 AM): that was no dream
spies7vladimir (3:03:45 AM): reality
spies7kleyton (3:03:46 AM): LOL
spies7kleyton (3:03:50 AM): oh wait that was my dream
spies7vladimir (3:03:54 AM): hey!
spies7vladimir (3:03:56 AM): stay away
spies7kleyton (3:03:57 AM): why am i dreaming of you and cassidy
spies7kleyton (3:04:01 AM): AAAAH
spies7vladimir (3:04:01 AM): I don't know
spies7vladimir (3:04:07 AM): but...it's intriguing
spies7vladimir (3:04:54 AM): Well, I dreamt of Sophi
spies7vladimir (3:04:57 AM): but you weren't around
spies7vladimir (3:04:58 AM): so it's ok.
spies7kleyton (3:05:13 AM): LOL fucker
spies7kleyton (3:06:11 AM): how did i manage to get one upped there
spies7vladimir (3:07:03 AM): you let your guard down.
spies7sophi (3:07:11 AM): no touching
spies7vladimir (3:07:22 AM): some touching?
spies7kleyton (3:07:23 AM): betrothed
spies7vladimir (3:07:27 AM): or is that a strict no?
spies7kleyton (3:07:32 AM): vladimir will carry us to our bed chamber on our wedding night
spies7vladimir (3:07:39 AM): haha
spies7kleyton (3:07:40 AM): he has to touch
spies7sophi (3:07:42 AM): i don't think so
spies7vladimir (3:07:42 AM): I will do that
spies7vladimir (3:07:46 AM): no, that will happen
spies7vladimir (3:07:49 AM): that HAS to happen
spies7sophi (3:07:52 AM): kleyton, you are totally not my type
spies7vladimir (3:07:52 AM): it was destined
spies7kleyton (3:07:53 AM): and hank, too
spies7kleyton (3:08:00 AM): but we're betrothed!
spies7vladimir (3:08:04 AM): we'll tag team it...lumberjack + Clown
spies7kleyton (3:08:09 AM): it brings me no joy, either
spies7vladimir (3:08:14 AM): what about me? Am I your type?
spies7sophi (3:08:14 AM): yuri maybe, but he's got stony eyes
spies7vladimir (3:08:27 AM): I'm willing to put Cassidy behind me.
spies7kleyton (3:08:27 AM): vlad, you stay out of this
spies7kleyton (3:08:54 AM): ok sophi
spies7kleyton (3:08:56 AM): vlad can juggle
spies7kleyton (3:08:59 AM): we'll have hank do it
spies7kleyton (3:09:06 AM): "HANK CARRY BIGGGGGG PRIZE TO ROOM!"
spies7vladimir (3:09:10 AM): I'll juggle the two of you
spies7kleyton (3:09:19 AM): the two of cassidy and sophi?
spies7vladimir (3:09:23 AM): sure
spies7kleyton (3:09:25 AM): i'll have your head for that
spies7vladimir (3:09:32 AM): no
spies7kleyton (3:09:37 AM): look, let's just swap wives
spies7vladimir (3:09:38 AM): I meant you two on the way to your wedding bed
spies7vladimir (3:09:40 AM): ok
spies7vladimir (3:09:42 AM): Wife Swap
spies7kleyton (3:09:45 AM): ok sophi
spies7sophi (3:09:45 AM): stone's cute too. but i've gotten to know him
spies7sophi (3:09:54 AM): he's got some issues
spies7kleyton (3:09:54 AM): you're wth the clown now
spies7vladimir (3:09:59 AM): gotcha
spies7kleyton (3:10:03 AM): he's just a p. ugly bug
spies7vladimir (3:10:25 AM): technically Cassidy and I aren't married yet.
spies7vladimir (3:10:28 AM): is that going to be an issue?
spies7kleyton (3:10:33 AM): it's 2010
spies7vladimir (3:10:34 AM): she burned some of those legal papers.
spies7kleyton (3:10:39 AM): you don't need to be married anymore
spies7vladimir (3:10:40 AM): ok, good
spies7vladimir (3:10:42 AM): good
spies7kleyton (3:10:48 AM): wait
spies7kleyton (3:10:50 AM): it is 2010 right
spies7sophi (3:10:50 AM): but izzie is the only one for me
spies7vladimir (3:10:56 AM): but izzie is a woman
spies7kleyton (3:10:57 AM): or are we back in the times of columbus?
spies7kleyton (3:11:07 AM): LOL or is she
spies7vladimir (3:11:12 AM): depends...if we go far enough back women have no rights.
spies7kleyton (3:11:19 AM): ms doubtfire wasn't the only cross dresser you know
spies7vladimir (3:11:28 AM): now you've got me doubting my fire for her.
spies7kleyton (3:11:36 AM): i have fire
spies7sophi (3:11:39 AM): but not kleyton. you look to
spies7sophi (3:11:40 AM): um
spies7kleyton (3:11:41 AM): in case your doubt grows stronger
spies7sophi (3:11:42 AM): mexican
spies7kleyton (3:11:45 AM): LOL!
spies7vladimir (3:11:50 AM): destroyed
spies7kleyton (3:11:58 AM): i can't stop laughing
spies7vladimir (3:12:02 AM): haha
spies7vladimir (3:12:13 AM): where was all of this earlier?
spies7kleyton (3:12:16 AM): ok this chat is going into my confessional
spies7vladimir (3:12:36 AM): Sophi.
spies7vladimir (3:12:44 AM): I'm willing to take on both you and Izzie
spies7vladimir (3:12:59 AM): Izzie already lives in my van temporarily while she is getting her feet set.
spies7kleyton (3:13:00 AM): izzie is a guy
spies7kleyton (3:13:03 AM): but you know what they say
spies7kleyton (3:13:05 AM): a hole is a hole
spies7vladimir (3:13:10 AM): they say that?
spies7kleyton (3:13:15 AM): well i do LOL
spies7vladimir (3:13:20 AM): well, ok
spies7sophi (3:13:24 AM): dirty mexican...
spies7vladimir (3:13:35 AM): We can give him Dirty Harry.
spies7kleyton (3:13:39 AM): we have to be dirty
spies7kleyton (3:13:47 AM): how else can we have 30 children from 20 different wives
spies7kleyton (3:14:20 AM): dirty harry is gone
spies7sophi (3:14:47 AM): it's sad
spies7sophi (3:14:52 AM): they don't even die
spies7sophi (3:14:59 AM): we just exile them
spies7kleyton (3:15:03 AM): "exile"
spies7sophi (3:15:21 AM): it's a florida suberb! they could just move to tampa
spies7vladimir (3:15:35 AM): yeah
spies7kleyton (3:15:36 AM): i hear that's where spies 8 is going on right this moment
spies7vladimir (3:15:42 AM): Harold got in spies8
spies7kleyton (3:15:50 AM): i saw an episode last night
spies7vladimir (3:15:54 AM): oh?
spies7kleyton (3:15:59 AM): they were expecting some twist
spies7vladimir (3:16:02 AM): I thought the season wasn't out yet
spies7kleyton (3:16:16 AM): i get hookups frmo my friend don pablo
spies7kleyton (3:16:19 AM): he works at the cable company
spies7vladimir (3:16:25 AM): sounds like a spy
spies7kleyton (3:16:29 AM): LOL shh
spies7vladimir (3:16:34 AM): oh, my bad
spies7kleyton (3:16:42 AM): he's our secret to winning this game
spies7vladimir (3:17:19 AM): Is Don Pablo really DOnnie from spies 5?
spies7vladimir (3:17:24 AM): or Donald from spies 6?
spies7vladimir (3:17:29 AM): they. were. both. spies.
spies7kleyton (3:17:43 AM): he is a hybrid account
spies7vladimir (3:17:56 AM): at least he cares about the environment
spies7kleyton (3:18:04 AM): he has too much donnie in him
spies7kleyton (3:18:07 AM): he doesn't care
spies7kleyton (3:18:25 AM): then again neither do i
spies7kleyton (3:18:37 AM): donald is a bishop though
spies7kleyton (3:18:44 AM): so i guess they do neutralize
spies7vladimir (3:18:48 AM): He only moves diagonally
spies7kleyton (3:18:52 AM): LOL yes
spies7kleyton (3:18:57 AM): he sure is crooked
spies7vladimir (3:19:00 AM): sounds like a hindrance
spies7vladimir (3:19:03 AM): haha
spies7kleyton (3:19:49 AM): dick tracy needs to get on and recommend some more books
spies7vladimir (3:20:10 AM): haha
spies7vladimir (3:21:47 AM): I think from now on I just need to go completely batshit insane in my confessional
spies7kleyton (3:21:58 AM): yes
spies7kleyton (3:22:10 AM): and accidentally post in the burg when posting in your head quarter
spies7kleyton (3:22:17 AM): that would be much appreciated
spies7vladimir (3:22:18 AM): sounds like a plan.
spies7vladimir (3:22:50 AM): I want to fake a post in the burg pretending to do that.
spies7vladimir (3:22:53 AM): but I'm scared.
spies7vladimir (3:23:04 AM): because I dont' have faith in the people in this game.
spies7vladimir (3:23:10 AM): and I think that might be enough to exile me.
spies7kleyton (3:23:20 AM): hmmm
spies7kleyton (3:23:22 AM): what you do
spies7kleyton (3:23:28 AM): is you put tiny text in a post before you do it
spies7kleyton (3:23:30 AM): saying you're going to do it
spies7kleyton (3:23:36 AM): then when people say you're lying
spies7kleyton (3:23:39 AM): you point them to that post
spies7vladimir (3:23:49 AM): True
spies7vladimir (3:24:01 AM): that will also provide a good cover story
spies7vladimir (3:24:12 AM): for when I actually and legitimately slip in the burg in episode 8
spies7kleyton (3:24:15 AM): LOL
spies7kleyton (3:24:23 AM): then if you think people will say you did that on purpose
spies7vladimir (3:24:27 AM): people will be like "where is the small text"
spies7kleyton (3:24:28 AM): put the date in the tiny text
spies7vladimir (3:24:40 AM): and I'll be like "what I did that last time...I needed to do it again?"
spies7kleyton (3:24:49 AM): LOL
spies7sophi (3:24:50 AM): an ever safer way would be to edit it into one of your old posts thats not on the first page
spies7kleyton (3:25:04 AM): people will see the edit
spies7kleyton (3:25:06 AM): and call bullshit
spies7vladimir (3:25:10 AM): yeah
spies7sophi (3:25:13 AM): the edit has a date on it
spies7kleyton (3:25:21 AM): true
spies7vladimir (3:25:22 AM): I don't trust people to read dates accurately.
spies7sophi (3:25:23 AM): so you date it in ep 2
spies7kleyton (3:25:24 AM): she has a good point!
spies7vladimir (3:25:29 AM): Kleyton thought it was 2010.
spies7kleyton (3:25:38 AM): vlad also has a point
spies7sophi (3:25:53 AM): nobody reads those old threads excpt by way of find tool
spies7sophi (3:26:08 AM): so if you used font size 1 it's unlikely anyone would ever find it
spies7vladimir (3:26:13 AM): Sophi
spies7sophi (3:26:18 AM): well unless they have fonts disabled or something
spies7vladimir (3:26:19 AM): I want you to organize the entire burg.
spies7vladimir (3:26:24 AM): the entire burg.
spies7kleyton (3:26:32 AM): that's henry's job. he's the librarian
spies7kleyton (3:26:33 AM): oh wait
spies7kleyton (3:26:35 AM): he's gone
spies7vladimir (3:26:44 AM): like, make posts in every single thread so that they are in correct categorical order.
spies7vladimir (3:27:02 AM): that type of thing
spies7kleyton (3:27:04 AM): yes and let me know when you're done so i can mess it up
spies7vladimir (3:27:25 AM): and they call me evil
spies7vladimir (3:27:29 AM): pshh
spies7vladimir (3:27:36 AM): That's true evil right there.
spies7kleyton (3:28:16 AM): your mom is true evil
spies7vladimir (3:28:44 AM): I guess she had to be, to birth me.
spies7kleyton (3:29:04 AM): i have a question
spies7kleyton (3:31:06 AM): why the fuck am i still awake
spies7kleyton (3:31:19 AM): there is an answer to this question
spies7vladimir (3:31:31 AM): because you love us.
spies7vladimir (3:31:35 AM): I should be sleeping myself.
spies7kleyton (3:31:37 AM): that's 2%
spies7vladimir (3:31:55 AM): I don't know the answer.
spies7kleyton (3:32:26 AM): it's in a bag
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