Conversation with Vladimir. Occurred January 30th.[08:22:48 PM] spies7Kleyton: hello vladimir
[08:22:49 PM] *** Auto-response from spies7Vladimir: If you think that I am a citizen, then I would much appreciate you leaving me a message with your two players for the challenge and who you find more suspicious. Thank you.
[08:22:50 PM] spies7Kleyton: i am kleyton
[08:23:01 PM] spies7Kleyton: did you get a weird thread in your confessional
[08:23:03 PM] spies7Kleyton: strange so did i
[08:23:07 PM] spies7Kleyton: who were your two options
[08:23:18 PM] spies7Kleyton: mine were tracy and bianca
[08:23:20 PM] spies7Kleyton: i chose tracy
[08:23:21 PM] spies7Kleyton: who did you choose
[08:23:23 PM] spies7Kleyton: strange, so did i
[08:29:36 PM] spies7Vladimir: hello, sir.
[08:31:20 PM] spies7Vladimir: My two are Kleyton and Izzie.
[08:31:31 PM] spies7Vladimir: So I had a pretty obvious choice.
[08:31:37 PM] spies7Kleyton: LOL trying to use my trick on buthayna
[08:31:37 PM] spies7Vladimir: Kleyton clearly is more suspicious
[08:31:44 PM] spies7Kleyton: i doubt it will work
[08:31:55 PM] spies7Kleyton: those were really your two choices?
[08:32:03 PM] spies7Kleyton: LOL
[08:32:25 PM] spies7Vladimir: yes, they were
[08:32:31 PM] spies7Kleyton: liar
[08:32:45 PM] spies7Vladimir: I guess that's for you to decide.
[08:33:33 PM] spies7Kleyton: LOL
[08:33:40 PM] spies7Kleyton: considering you were mr. "do not lie!" i will believe you
[08:33:52 PM] spies7Kleyton: you really picked me over izzie? i am hurt, vladimir
[08:34:38 PM] spies7Vladimir: good.
[08:34:43 PM] spies7Vladimir: My intentions were to hurt
[08:34:45 PM] spies7Vladimir: but not kill
[08:34:46 PM] spies7Vladimir: just injure
[08:35:58 PM] spies7Kleyton: you rat bastard
[08:36:04 PM] spies7Kleyton: so, why me over izzie?!
[08:36:17 PM] spies7Kleyton: seems like an odd name for sam to give you, izzie
[08:36:33 PM] spies7Kleyton: you haven't even been in her group yet
[08:36:34 PM] spies7Vladimir: I'm not sure he spent a lot of time researching it.
[08:36:37 PM] spies7Vladimir: yeah
[08:36:52 PM] spies7Vladimir: well, from what I've heard...basically just 2nd hand...Izzie doesn't make sense as a spy with Adra.
[08:37:06 PM] spies7Vladimir: and you've openly admitted being a spy on numerous occasions.
[08:37:20 PM] spies7Kleyton: LOL
[08:37:34 PM] spies7Kleyton: got me there
[08:37:54 PM] spies7Vladimir: so yeah
[08:38:15 PM] spies7Kleyton: don't be a pussy if you have better reasons, clown
[08:38:34 PM] spies7Kleyton: i might gouge your eyes out, but i'll leave you alive and well
[08:38:53 PM] spies7Kleyton: i might also imprison you if your reasons are good enough, of course
[08:38:55 PM] spies7Vladimir: I actually don't have better reasons than that.
[08:38:56 PM] spies7Kleyton: but i didn't tell you that
[08:39:08 PM] spies7Vladimir: I'm not sure about you, but I haven't found you particularly spyish.
[08:39:15 PM] spies7Kleyton: you should
[08:39:18 PM] spies7Kleyton: i am a spy after all
[08:39:25 PM] spies7Vladimir: just less cit on the scale than Izzie
[08:39:36 PM] spies7Kleyton: i am the fifth of the final five
[08:39:37 PM] spies7Vladimir: well then I'm just a terrible citizen.
[08:39:49 PM] spies7Vladimir: so you should keep me around
[08:40:10 PM] spies7Kleyton: i will
[08:40:16 PM] spies7Kleyton: i plan to be the only spy left by the time the game ends LOL
[08:40:22 PM] spies7Kleyton: i'll let you live till the final 3
[08:40:41 PM] spies7Kleyton: i can't promise i won't vote for you after that though
[08:41:17 PM] spies7Vladimir: thanks I appreciate it.
[08:41:28 PM] spies7Vladimir: I'll probably vote for you as well
[08:41:34 PM] spies7Vladimir: considering you did just tell me yuor plan
[08:43:03 PM] spies7Kleyton: ok
[08:43:06 PM] spies7Kleyton: 1 second for interruption
[08:43:10 PM] spies7Kleyton: if harold winds up being a spy
[08:43:24 PM] spies7Kleyton: i just asked buthayna if she suspects stone
[08:43:35 PM] spies7Kleyton: "No, I do not, actually. I feel that he is hyper and jumps to conclusions quick, but because Harold was targeting him I do not suspect him."
[08:43:50 PM] spies7Kleyton: possible lack of knowledge over the lack of card flip
[08:44:38 PM] spies7Vladimir: I'm not following here.
[08:44:55 PM] spies7Kleyton: LOL
[08:44:57 PM] spies7Kleyton: hold on
[08:45:28 PM] spies7Kleyton: damn, nevermind
[08:46:23 PM] spies7Kleyton: basically she was saying that she didn't suspect stone because harold was attacking stone, which kind of looked like she knew harold was a spy when nobody else should have
[08:47:01 PM] spies7Vladimir: maybe.
[08:47:11 PM] spies7Vladimir: I hold that same opinion though...
[08:47:21 PM] spies7Kleyton: pending harold's alignment
[08:47:26 PM] spies7Vladimir: right
[08:47:38 PM] spies7Kleyton: which means you don't KNOW whether to suspect stone or not
[08:47:44 PM] spies7Kleyton: same as me
[08:47:46 PM] spies7Vladimir: it's hard to tell whether people truly believe he will be a spy or know he will, or what have you.
[08:47:50 PM] spies7Vladimir: exactly
[08:48:16 PM] spies7Kleyton: buthayna's statement looked like she may have been assuming harold's alignment, because she didn't say she didn't know not to suspect him
[08:48:18 PM] spies7Kleyton: she said she didn't
[08:48:32 PM] spies7Kleyton: but...
[08:48:55 PM] spies7Kleyton: it's tough to say with just that statement
[08:49:51 PM] spies7Vladimir: The statement doesn't sound that bad to me, but maybe it is cause I don't think Buthayna voted Harold as her top suspect.
[08:50:05 PM] spies7Kleyton: she didn't
[08:50:08 PM] spies7Kleyton: she said as much to me
[08:50:08 PM] spies7Vladimir: do you remember her voting reasons.
[08:50:11 PM] spies7Vladimir: yeah
[08:50:14 PM] spies7Kleyton: no, but she just told me
[08:50:22 PM] spies7Vladimir: just a bit weird to assume he's a spy if he wasn't even her top pick.
[08:50:23 PM] spies7Kleyton: that she voted him over what's her face
[08:50:24 PM] spies7Kleyton: sophi
[08:50:32 PM] spies7Kleyton: well that's what i'm saying LOL
[08:50:33 PM] spies7Vladimir: yeah, she said the same to me as well.
[08:50:42 PM] spies7Kleyton: potential spy-slip. scum would know
[08:50:47 PM] spies7Kleyton: that harold was a spy
[08:51:24 PM] spies7Kleyton: vlady you dim-witted clown
[08:51:38 PM] spies7Vladimir: I'm going to call my wife the V-lady
[08:51:41 PM] spies7Vladimir: but anyway
[08:51:44 PM] spies7Kleyton: was it the paint on your face that you were forced to snort all of these years?
[08:52:01 PM] spies7Vladimir: probably...or the rampant and unchecked heroin addiction for the last 23 years.
[08:52:02 PM] spies7Kleyton: LOL v lady
[08:53:41 PM] spies7Kleyton: buthayna and bianca have similar reasons for suspecting sophi
[08:53:51 PM] spies7Kleyton: targeting inactives
[08:53:58 PM] spies7Vladimir: yeah
[08:54:09 PM] spies7Vladimir: Here is something that rubbed me the wrong way
[08:54:19 PM] spies7Kleyton: hm?
[08:54:36 PM] spies7Vladimir: You know Bianca said Sophi was covering for dirty H. with a bad summery?
[08:55:14 PM] spies7Vladimir: Buthayna disagreed with that, and thought that Sophi/Harold didn't fit as spies together because of Sophi pushing him like that. Despite that, she said she wants to vote Sophi.
[08:55:29 PM] spies7Vladimir: and now she's saying that Harold is going to be a spy.
[08:56:52 PM] spies7Kleyton: well, that's depending on how one interprets that little snippet i pasted
[08:57:07 PM] spies7Kleyton: if she definitely meant that, i would definitely vote her this round
[08:57:18 PM] spies7Kleyton: because just moments later she seemed to contradict that assumption
[08:57:34 PM] spies7Vladimir: well, even if it's just a prediction I'm not sure why she wants Sophi out if her rpedicted flip on Harold makes Sophi less suspicious.
[08:57:47 PM] spies7Kleyton: true
[08:57:49 PM] spies7Kleyton: hmmm
[08:58:04 PM] spies7Kleyton: let me subtly ask her about it
[08:59:13 PM] spies7Kleyton: trying to see just how much she suspected harold
[08:59:17 PM] spies7Kleyton: and if she thinks he will flip scum
[08:59:24 PM] spies7Vladimir: yeah, that will be good
[09:00:55 PM] spies7Kleyton: "Yes. I do believe that he will flip spy. And I believe that it will clear Stone. Tracy, not so much. They seem to have a complicated relationship, correct?"
[09:00:56 PM] spies7Kleyton: LOL
[09:01:18 PM] spies7Vladimir: Tracy and Harold indeed were war-torn lovers.
[09:02:05 PM] spies7Kleyton: well there you have it
[09:02:13 PM] spies7Kleyton: he thinks harold will flip spy
[09:02:15 PM] spies7Kleyton: she*
[09:02:26 PM] spies7Vladimir: you've made that gender mistake a few times now.
[09:02:31 PM] spies7Vladimir: having a hard time?
[09:02:34 PM] spies7Kleyton: i swear the chick looks like a dude
[09:02:41 PM] spies7Vladimir: haha
[09:03:32 PM] spies7Kleyton: "Yes. At this point I believe she would. However, I am trying my hardest to look at this objectively because I know from a personal standpoint I do not like Sophi. She is condescending and talks down to me."
[09:03:39 PM] spies7Kleyton: oh here's my question
[09:03:41 PM] spies7Kleyton: wait
[09:03:44 PM] spies7Kleyton: i'm allowed to do thsi, right?
[09:03:53 PM] spies7Kleyton: i've posted 3 snippets
[09:03:57 PM] spies7Kleyton: i could just as easily have made them up
[09:04:09 PM] spies7Vladimir: yeah, but just be careful.
[09:04:15 PM] spies7Vladimir: I got slapped on the wrist already
[09:04:27 PM] spies7Vladimir: because I asked harold to show me part of his chat with Bianca
[09:05:02 PM] spies7Kleyton: damn
[09:05:06 PM] spies7Kleyton: this rule is killing me LOL
[09:05:13 PM] spies7Kleyton: i respect what sam's trying to prevent
[09:05:19 PM] spies7Vladimir: yeah, me too.
[09:05:22 PM] spies7Vladimir: but it can be a bitch
[09:05:25 PM] spies7Kleyton: yeah
[09:05:32 PM] spies7Vladimir: I think it's better for the game overall, though.
[09:05:33 PM] spies7Kleyton: ok here's wht i'll do
[09:05:35 PM] spies7Kleyton: i'll wait a few hours
[09:05:45 PM] spies7Vladimir: you can just paraphrase.
[09:05:46 PM] spies7Kleyton: after i've had enough time that it would make sense that i could have just made this chat up LOL
[09:05:51 PM] spies7Kleyton: then give you short short segments
[09:05:52 PM] spies7Vladimir: or does this need to be word for word?
[09:05:53 PM] spies7Kleyton: of the important parts
[09:06:00 PM] spies7Kleyton: yeah i'll paraphrase
[09:06:03 PM] spies7Kleyton: that makes more sense, duh
[09:06:30 PM] spies7Kleyton: well one thing i am noticing
[09:06:42 PM] spies7Kleyton: buthayna doesn't seem to be rocking the boat at all, looking for scum
[09:06:49 PM] spies7Vladimir: That's true
[09:06:54 PM] spies7Vladimir: she openly admitted that to me before
[09:07:03 PM] spies7Vladimir: also she mentioend that she was doing more of that on the freemasons.
[09:07:11 PM] spies7Kleyton: oh she did?
[09:07:12 PM] spies7Kleyton: hmmm
[09:07:18 PM] spies7Kleyton: did she say why she wasn't?
[09:08:18 PM] spies7Vladimir: yes
[09:08:40 PM] spies7Vladimir: she is new to mafia and didn't realize that's what this game was.
[09:08:50 PM] spies7Vladimir: she thought it was more survivor-esque
[09:09:01 PM] spies7Kleyton: hmmm
[09:09:06 PM] spies7Kleyton: that'll make her harder to read in some ways
[09:09:35 PM] spies7Vladimir: I basically told her that a lot of people are in that same boat.
[09:09:45 PM] spies7Vladimir: like Kathie as well, who I don't think understood what this game was.
[09:09:56 PM] spies7Kleyton: right
[09:10:12 PM] spies7Vladimir: I don't think she is lying, but I also don't think it clears her in any way.
[09:11:24 PM] spies7Kleyton:
online: buthayna, kleyton, cuddles, irulan, buthayna
away: daria, sophi, cassidy
[09:11:30 PM] spies7Kleyton: might need that later
[09:11:44 PM] spies7Vladimir: buthayna is twice
[09:11:49 PM] spies7Vladimir: and I don't count?
[09:11:49 PM] spies7Kleyton: oh, hmm who a i missing
[09:11:51 PM] spies7Kleyton: ah you
[09:11:52 PM] spies7Kleyton: LOL
[09:11:54 PM] spies7Kleyton: vladimir!
[09:11:58 PM] spies7Vladimir: can't forget the clown, man
[09:12:05 PM] spies7Vladimir: no clowns left behind
[09:12:07 PM] spies7Kleyton: basically if buthayna winds up being a spy
[09:12:11 PM] spies7Vladimir: new government program
[09:12:19 PM] spies7Kleyton: i'm going to refer to that list
[09:12:23 PM] spies7Vladimir: why's that?
[09:12:29 PM] spies7Kleyton: after i thought she might have slipped
[09:12:36 PM] spies7Vladimir: did she openly reference speaking with an online spy buddy?
[09:12:46 PM] spies7Kleyton: i said, "oh, so you think stone is a citizen because harold was a spy. that makes sense"
[09:12:56 PM] spies7Kleyton: then she kind if stuttered in her typing of a response to that
[09:13:58 PM] spies7Kleyton: spies7Buthayna is typing a response...
then that vanished, a couple of times
[09:14:01 PM] spies7Vladimir: yeah
[09:14:04 PM] spies7Vladimir: that happens all the time
[09:14:08 PM] spies7Vladimir: she does that a lot.
[09:14:16 PM] spies7Kleyton: ok
[09:14:18 PM] spies7Vladimir: she's very careful about what she says.
[09:14:21 PM] spies7Kleyton: maybe i'm over analysing
[09:14:25 PM] spies7Vladimir: not sure how much can be drawn from it.
[09:16:51 PM] spies7Kleyton: irulan: "you are great with words"
[09:16:52 PM] spies7Kleyton: LOL!
[09:16:54 PM] spies7Kleyton: that's a first
[09:17:14 PM] spies7Vladimir: yeah, we were talking about that. I think she means how you steamrolled over Stone.
[09:17:40 PM] spies7Kleyton: my five year old nephew could do the same to stone, LOL
[09:17:54 PM] spies7Kleyton: of course, stone would have no idea what the spanish boy was saying
[09:18:28 PM] spies7Vladimir: or how he got a permit to operate a steamroller.
[09:18:33 PM] spies7Vladimir: for that matter.
[09:19:01 PM] spies7Kleyton: in my country, you don't need a permit
[09:19:39 PM] spies7Vladimir: so people can just operate steamrollers willy-nilly all over the place? Sounds like complete and utter anarchy would ensue.
[09:19:56 PM] spies7Kleyton: the law is enforced by the people. the police are just out for money LOL
[09:20:02 PM] spies7Kleyton: it's like
[09:20:08 PM] spies7Kleyton: you violate my sister
[09:20:14 PM] spies7Kleyton: my dad will be at your house with a shotgun
[09:20:26 PM] spies7Kleyton: the police don't care LOL
[09:20:27 PM] spies7Vladimir: yeah
[09:20:34 PM] spies7Vladimir: Well I didn't touch your sister.
[09:20:38 PM] spies7Kleyton: liar
[09:20:40 PM] spies7Vladimir: maybe I wanted to, but it didn't happen.
[09:20:43 PM] spies7Kleyton: i saw the paint stain on the carpet
[09:20:57 PM] spies7Vladimir: no you didn't.
[09:21:11 PM] spies7Kleyton: or maybe that wasn't paint.........
[09:22:18 PM] spies7Vladimir: *wink wink*
[09:22:30 PM] spies7Kleyton: PAPA
[09:22:32 PM] spies7Kleyton: get my gun...
[09:23:34 PM] spies7Vladimir: I didn't violate her though.
[09:23:46 PM] spies7Kleyton: you FUCKED WITH MY HEAD
[09:23:54 PM] spies7Kleyton: for the LAST time clwon!
[09:24:02 PM] spies7Vladimir: that didn't happen either...the sheer mechanics involved there are mind boggling.
[09:24:02 PM] spies7Kleyton: AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAYYAY!
[09:24:04 PM] spies7Kleyton: ARRRIBA!
[09:24:11 PM] spies7Kleyton: PUTA PANDEJO
[09:24:13 PM] spies7Vladimir: get it, mind boggling? oho
[09:24:23 PM] spies7Vladimir: I don't understand what you are saying.
[09:24:37 PM] spies7Kleyton: CHINGA TU MADRE, MARICON
[09:24:38 PM] spies7Vladimir: it sounds like you're just going crazy
[09:24:52 PM] spies7Vladimir: something about my mother
[09:24:59 PM] spies7Kleyton: LOL!
[09:25:02 PM] spies7Kleyton: jajajajaj
[09:25:19 PM] spies7Kleyton: that's what she said
[09:25:56 PM] spies7Vladimir: maybe, I wasn't around to hear her comments on the matter.
[09:26:06 PM] spies7Vladimir: I was in the basement
[09:27:22 PM] spies7Kleyton: clown, i hope you like rope
[09:27:28 PM] spies7Kleyton: we'll do more than hang you
[09:27:37 PM] spies7Kleyton: you'll turn you into the very first clowñata
[09:27:45 PM] spies7Kleyton: LOL that's what my people do to scum
[09:28:17 PM] spies7Vladimir: candy will fall out
[09:28:21 PM] spies7Vladimir: and kidneys
[09:28:23 PM] spies7Vladimir: lots of kidneys
[09:28:25 PM] spies7Kleyton: good
[09:28:32 PM] spies7Kleyton: i have two cuiñados who need transplants
[09:28:44 PM] spies7Vladimir: some people say things like "I'm all heart" but I prefer the more realistic statement "I'm 43% kidney"
[09:28:51 PM] spies7Kleyton: LOL
[09:29:52 PM] spies7Vladimir: I'm snowed into my van.
[09:29:56 PM] spies7Vladimir: this is terrible.
[09:30:44 PM] spies7Kleyton: either you are a true russian, or i have a very good idea of where your american clown ass might be LOL
[09:30:51 PM] spies7Kleyton: i saw your van on the side of the road earlier
[09:30:53 PM] spies7Kleyton: on a hill
[09:31:02 PM] spies7Vladimir: nah, different clown.
[09:31:08 PM] spies7Kleyton: mother fucker i should have killed you then and there
[09:31:14 PM] spies7Vladimir: haha
[09:31:22 PM] spies7Vladimir: then you would have killed some random poor clown.
[09:31:36 PM] spies7Vladimir: My van is down near a riverside.
[09:32:00 PM] spies7Vladimir: I was in the river, occasionally I spear fish to eat.
[09:32:02 PM] spies7Vladimir: wash
[09:34:16 PM] spies7Kleyton: LOL
[09:34:22 PM] spies7Kleyton: when it's cold enough for snow
[09:34:25 PM] spies7Kleyton: a true russian, you are
[09:34:56 PM] spies7Vladimir: maybe
[09:35:26 PM] spies7Kleyton: you probably live by a filthy pond
[09:35:30 PM] spies7Kleyton: with frogs chirping
[09:35:35 PM] spies7Kleyton: and praying mantises
[09:35:35 PM] spies7Vladimir: oh yeah, it's filthy as hell
[09:35:43 PM] spies7Vladimir: no, none of that
[09:35:47 PM] spies7Vladimir: it's frozen over right now
[09:35:54 PM] spies7Vladimir: but in summertime, it's dirty
[09:36:00 PM] spies7Kleyton: indeed
[09:36:02 PM] spies7Vladimir: it was too dirty for Harold.
[09:36:05 PM] spies7Kleyton: LOL
[09:36:08 PM] spies7Kleyton: that's pretty filthy
[09:36:12 PM] spies7Vladimir: yeah
[09:36:30 PM] spies7Kleyton: so the clown lives by a filthy pond
[09:36:33 PM] spies7Kleyton: how romantic
[09:36:43 PM] spies7Kleyton: i'm sure cassidy will be pleased
[09:37:44 PM] spies7Vladimir: We'll probably move.
[09:37:49 PM] spies7Vladimir: I haev to also get a bigger van.
[09:37:55 PM] spies7Vladimir: my van acn't hold the 15 kids we're going to have.
[09:38:05 PM] spies7Kleyton: chop down the trees
[09:38:11 PM] spies7Kleyton: you can't leave behind your pond, scum
[09:38:21 PM] spies7Kleyton: that would be a terrible move
[09:38:25 PM] spies7Vladimir: that's becasue I am pond scum.
[09:38:35 PM] spies7Kleyton: LOL, drink that filth up
[09:38:44 PM] spies7Kleyton: before you leave it behind
[09:38:49 PM] spies7Kleyton: nobody wants you leaving that gutter behin
[09:39:38 PM] spies7Kleyton: but there are trees nearby
[09:39:40 PM] spies7Kleyton: i know
[09:39:43 PM] spies7Kleyton: because i know where you are
[09:39:46 PM] spies7Kleyton: it was not far from your van
[09:39:50 PM] spies7Kleyton: get hank
[09:39:52 PM] spies7Kleyton: cut down some trees
[09:39:58 PM] spies7Kleyton: build a cabin
[09:40:06 PM] spies7Kleyton: well
[09:40:07 PM] spies7Kleyton: you'll need many
[09:40:33 PM] spies7Vladimir: yeah
[09:40:37 PM] spies7Vladimir: we will need a lot
[09:40:53 PM] spies7Vladimir: We'll be like the Von trapp family, except instead of singing, we all just be clowns.
[09:42:27 PM] spies7Kleyton: let me ask you this, clown
[09:42:40 PM] spies7Kleyton: do you own the property upon which the pond and the forest lay?
[09:42:44 PM] spies7Kleyton: or did you kidnap it for yourself?
[09:42:59 PM] spies7Kleyton: did you kill the owners, or are they unaware of your presence?
[09:43:09 PM] spies7Kleyton: the answer to this question
[09:43:15 PM] spies7Kleyton: is vital to my investigation
[09:43:19 PM] spies7Kleyton: or oyur alignment
[09:43:21 PM] spies7Vladimir: I didn't kill anyone, to my knowledge it's just public property.
[09:43:28 PM] spies7Vladimir: I haven't been evicted yet.
[09:43:30 PM] spies7Kleyton: oh really
[09:43:32 PM] spies7Kleyton: so that means
[09:43:40 PM] spies7Kleyton: i can come pay a visit to your newly wed wife
[09:43:43 PM] spies7Kleyton: since it's public
[09:43:44 PM] spies7Vladimir: no
[09:43:46 PM] spies7Kleyton: clearly so is she LOL
[09:44:04 PM] spies7Vladimir: she won't be
[09:44:11 PM] spies7Vladimir: not when she's popping out at least 1 kid a eyar
[09:44:14 PM] spies7Vladimir: for the enxt 15+
[09:44:34 PM] spies7Kleyton: LOL nice
[09:44:38 PM] spies7Kleyton: i won't even have to use protection
[09:45:13 PM] spies7Kleyton: you should just marry izzie too
[09:45:14 PM] spies7Kleyton: and irulan
[09:45:17 PM] spies7Kleyton: and sophi
[09:45:20 PM] spies7Kleyton: and make it 4/yr
[09:45:24 PM] spies7Kleyton: get your own army going
[09:45:29 PM] spies7Kleyton: that's what i did
[09:45:32 PM] spies7Kleyton: they're coming, vladiir
[09:45:36 PM] spies7Kleyton: soon, we will be 50%
[09:45:59 PM] spies7Vladimir: I think that's a great idea.
[09:46:06 PM] spies7Vladimir: I'll have a whole slew of wives.
[09:46:29 PM] spies7Kleyton: take the country unawares
[09:46:31 PM] spies7Vladimir: when I was in high school, one of my teachers presented us with a bunch of quotes.
[09:46:38 PM] spies7Kleyton: and turn that swamp of a home into a fortress
[09:46:40 PM] spies7Kleyton: like shrek
[09:46:41 PM] spies7Vladimir: one of the quotes I remember clearly
[09:46:49 PM] spies7Kleyton: hell you sure do look like an ogier LOL
[09:46:53 PM] spies7Kleyton: i guess it's only fitting you live in a swamp
[09:46:56 PM] spies7Vladimir: "Women are nothing but machines for making children"
[09:47:05 PM] spies7Kleyton: LOL
[09:47:06 PM] spies7Kleyton: touche
[09:47:30 PM] spies7Vladimir: Women are nothing but machines for producing children - Napoleon Bonaparte.
[09:47:39 PM] spies7Vladimir: if I'm going to take the world by storm
[09:47:48 PM] spies7Vladimir: I need sage advice from someone like Napoleon
[09:48:56 PM] spies7Kleyton: like to make sure your cannon is screwed in correctly
[09:50:34 PM] spies7Kleyton: LOL...
[09:50:40 PM] spies7Kleyton: irulan is very possibly screwing with me right now
[09:50:45 PM] spies7Kleyton: but she just said she is not the doctor
[09:50:48 PM] spies7Vladimir: what do you mean?
[09:50:51 PM] spies7Vladimir: haha
[09:51:50 PM] spies7Kleyton: god i hope she is just fucking with me
[09:51:56 PM] spies7Kleyton: even if she isn't
[09:52:02 PM] spies7Kleyton: i don't understand how she hasn't been counter claimed...
[09:52:48 PM] spies7Kleyton: ok the bitch said she wa kidding
[09:52:49 PM] spies7Kleyton: fuck my life
[09:53:11 PM] spies7Kleyton: that little tramp is a little slicker than i would have thought
[09:54:55 PM] spies7Vladimir: haha
[09:54:56 PM] spies7Vladimir: yeah
[09:55:12 PM] spies7Vladimir: she can be surprising.
[09:56:11 PM] spies7Kleyton: too bad you weren't present when she stripped for the entire chat room
[09:56:54 PM] spies7Vladimir: yeah, damn
[09:56:56 PM] spies7Vladimir: I missed that.
[09:59:34 PM] spies7Kleyton: i produced wood LOL
[10:02:45 PM] spies7Vladimir: was it then processed into paper or other useful materials?
[10:03:43 PM] spies7Kleyton: no, henry and hank were NOT around at the time
[10:04:03 PM] spies7Kleyton: so hank could not cut the wood up and shred it into paper for henry's library books, as you just suggested
[10:05:59 PM] spies7Vladimir: that's a shame
[10:06:03 PM] spies7Vladimir: wasted natural resource.
[10:06:43 PM] spies7Kleyton: LOL, clown, the wood does its fine share of work, let me assure you
[10:07:04 PM] spies7Kleyton: it is environmentally friendly
[10:07:17 PM] spies7Kleyton: if you catch my drift LOL
[10:07:32 PM] spies7Vladimir: I want to make some sort of a joke involving it lending a helping hand that connects into a masturbation joke but I'm not seeing it right now.
[10:07:58 PM] spies7Kleyton: fail!
[11:02:50 PM] spies7Kleyton: anton said he picked chloe
[11:02:54 PM] spies7Kleyton: i suspect he may be lying
[11:02:56 PM] spies7Kleyton: can you confirm!?
[11:03:12 PM] spies7Vladimir: Not sure I should
[11:03:14 PM] spies7Vladimir: should I?
[11:03:16 PM] spies7Kleyton: yep
[11:03:37 PM] spies7Kleyton: totally should
[11:03:41 PM] spies7Vladimir: not sure
[11:03:44 PM] spies7Kleyton: only scum would lie
[11:03:54 PM] spies7Kleyton: which means i think you pretty much confirmed for him
[11:03:55 PM] spies7Kleyton: thanks!
[11:03:57 PM] spies7Vladimir: then I must be scum, becuse I've already lied a bunch.
[11:04:03 PM] spies7Kleyton: LOL fucker
[11:04:31 PM] spies7Vladimir: Anton did tell me the same thing, though.
[11:04:39 PM] spies7Kleyton: spy i might have you!
[11:04:44 PM] spies7Kleyton: im going to ask EVVVVERRRYYYYONE
[11:04:46 PM] spies7Kleyton: who you said!
[11:04:47 PM] spies7Kleyton: yes!
[11:04:50 PM] spies7Kleyton: you're finished, clown!
[11:04:52 PM] spies7Vladimir: go for it.
[11:04:58 PM] spies7Kleyton: this may be your final act!
[11:05:00 PM] spies7Vladimir: I lied to some people, told others the truth.
[11:05:01 PM] spies7Kleyton: off the stage with the clown!
[11:05:06 PM] spies7Kleyton: yeah?
[11:05:10 PM] spies7Vladimir: yeah
[11:05:14 PM] spies7Kleyton: weren't you the one pressing the whole honesty thing?
[11:05:23 PM] spies7Vladimir: Pressing the honesty for people you think are citizens.
[11:05:25 PM] spies7Kleyton: LOL you just want the prize for yourself, big man
[11:05:33 PM] spies7Vladimir: no, I want the spies to lose.
[11:05:36 PM] spies7Kleyton: btw
[11:05:38 PM] spies7Vladimir: so I'm lying to people I think are spies.
[11:05:39 PM] spies7Kleyton: if you get the prize
[11:05:47 PM] spies7Kleyton: fuck the immunities
[11:06:04 PM] spies7Kleyton: unless you're a spy
[11:06:08 PM] spies7Kleyton: then go for the exile immunity, obviously
[11:06:28 PM] spies7Kleyton: it's what i plan to do
[11:07:02 PM] spies7Vladimir: don't ruin my strategy.
[11:07:32 PM] spies7Vladimir: I don't want the spies to know my real answer versus my fake answer.
[11:07:51 PM] spies7Vladimir: if you go around and find out from everyone, then it will be obvious based on who I've lied to and who I told the truth.
[11:09:07 PM] spies7Vladimir: if I win I'm taking the random cit.
[11:09:08 PM] spies7Kleyton: agreed
[11:09:11 PM] spies7Kleyton: good
[11:09:13 PM] spies7Kleyton: same here
[11:09:13 PM] spies7Kleyton: LOL
[11:09:17 PM] spies7Kleyton: it's the only one that's worthwhile
[11:09:25 PM] spies7Vladimir: if I win and get 2 choices, then my 2nd choice would be imp immunity.
[11:09:26 PM] spies7Vladimir: yeah
[11:09:32 PM] spies7Vladimir: becuse it goes hand in hand
[11:09:34 PM] spies7Vladimir: with the cit
[11:09:40 PM] spies7Kleyton: if i get "irulan"
[11:09:41 PM] spies7Vladimir: a free episode with a confirmed player.
[11:09:43 PM] spies7Kleyton: i will cut a bitch
[11:09:45 PM] spies7Vladimir: yeah
[11:09:56 PM] spies7Vladimir: I will cut multiple bitches if I get Alex
[11:10:00 PM] spies7Kleyton: LOL
[11:10:11 PM] spies7Kleyton: that would be awesome and shitty simultaneously
[11:10:52 PM] spies7Vladimir: I think mostly shitty
[11:13:32 PM] spies7Kleyton: shitty in an awesome way
[11:13:44 PM] spies7Vladimir: maybe.
[11:13:53 PM] spies7Vladimir: I think i would be a bit annoyed.
[11:14:51 PM] spies7Kleyton: ok, i won't lie
[11:14:53 PM] spies7Kleyton: so would i
[11:14:56 PM] spies7Kleyton: but not if it happened to you
[11:14:59 PM] spies7Kleyton: because, being a spy
[11:15:01 PM] spies7Kleyton: it would be a victory
[11:15:13 PM] spies7Vladimir: haha
[11:15:14 PM] spies7Vladimir: bastard
[11:15:19 PM] spies7Vladimir: we will exile you for being a spy one day.
[11:15:27 PM] spies7Vladimir: but I need to gather more evidence first.
[11:15:31 PM] spies7Kleyton: LOL
[11:15:33 PM] spies7Vladimir: nothing conclusive
[11:15:38 PM] spies7Kleyton: i never die by lynch
[11:15:43 PM] spies7Vladimir: like no outright admits or anything
[11:15:45 PM] spies7Kleyton: unless i am scum
[11:15:49 PM] spies7Kleyton: so clearly i will
[11:15:52 PM] spies7Vladimir: so this game you will die by lynch
[11:15:54 PM] spies7Vladimir: ok
[11:15:54 PM] spies7Vladimir: yeah
[11:16:28 PM] spies7Kleyton: what you don't understand, sweet vladimir
[11:16:33 PM] spies7Kleyton: is that iam the last of the final five
[11:16:49 PM] spies7Kleyton: four spies?
[11:16:50 PM] spies7Kleyton: phaw
[11:17:12 PM] spies7Kleyton: i should really stop joking about this
[11:17:16 PM] spies7Vladimir: is that a slip that Harold is a citizen.
[11:17:18 PM] spies7Kleyton: eventually i will joke about an actual twist
[11:17:20 PM] spies7Kleyton: and get exiled for it LOL
[11:17:26 PM] spies7Vladimir: yeah
[11:17:35 PM] spies7Vladimir: I will lead that exile
[11:17:39 PM] spies7Kleyton: you would
[11:17:44 PM] spies7Kleyton: you filthy scumbag hobo
[11:18:25 PM] spies7Vladimir: hobo yes
[11:18:27 PM] spies7Vladimir: filthy yes
[11:18:28 PM] spies7Vladimir: scum yes
[11:18:31 PM] spies7Vladimir: bag, no
[11:18:35 PM] spies7Kleyton: LOL!
[11:18:38 PM] spies7Kleyton: aweome
[00:32:17 AM] spies7Kleyton: LOL
[00:32:27 AM] spies7Kleyton: it took 20 lines of conversation for joshua to make that aim headline for me
[00:32:41 AM] spies7Vladimir: aim headline?
[00:32:49 AM] spies7Kleyton: the little title thing near your name
[00:33:01 AM] spies7Kleyton: "Feel free to drop me your two players and answers even if I'm away."
[00:33:02 AM] spies7Kleyton: that thing
[00:33:19 AM] spies7Vladimir: gotcha
[00:33:20 AM] spies7Vladimir: yeah
[00:33:24 AM] spies7Vladimir: 20 lines for him to call you a dyk
[00:33:29 AM] spies7Vladimir: or dik
[00:33:31 AM] spies7Vladimir: a dike
[00:34:08 AM] spies7Kleyton: LOL
[00:34:13 AM] spies7Kleyton: all i did was mock his typing
[00:34:16 AM] spies7Kleyton: sheesh!
[00:34:49 AM] spies7Kleyton: joshua also suspects sophi
[00:34:50 AM] spies7Kleyton: LOL
[00:34:53 AM] spies7Kleyton: am i the only one who doesn't?
[00:35:03 AM] spies7Vladimir: I don't
[00:35:10 AM] spies7Vladimir: let's share together in our not suspecting Sophi
[00:35:16 AM] spies7Vladimir: in these times of strife
[00:35:17 AM] spies7Kleyton: can we share sophi?
[00:35:19 AM] spies7Kleyton: in our sharing?
[00:35:22 AM] spies7Vladimir: yes!
[00:35:24 AM] spies7Vladimir: absolutely
[00:35:25 AM] spies7Kleyton: let's get her
[00:35:28 AM] spies7Vladimir: go go
[00:35:37 AM] spies7Vladimir: we'll take my ride
[00:37:04 AM] spies7Kleyton: LOL you ride the van
[00:37:13 AM] spies7Kleyton: i'll ride other things
[00:37:46 AM] spies7Vladimir: no, you can't touch my dog.
[00:37:47 AM] spies7Vladimir: sorry
[00:38:02 AM] spies7Kleyton: a hole is a hole LOL
[00:38:19 AM] spies7Vladimir: I disagree with that logic
[00:38:39 AM] spies7Kleyton: it is not logic
[00:38:41 AM] spies7Kleyton: it is a fact
[00:39:38 AM] spies7Vladimir: it's a tautology
[00:41:56 AM] spies7Kleyton: it's a SHUT THE FUCK UP
[00:41:59 AM] spies7Kleyton: /stone
[00:42:48 AM] spies7Vladimir: yeah
[00:43:00 AM] spies7Vladimir: Stone saying shut the fuck up is a tautology
[00:44:29 AM] spies7Kleyton: your MOM is a tautology
[00:44:31 AM] spies7Kleyton: what NOW?
[00:45:51 AM] spies7Vladimir: damnit, that was my trump card.
[00:45:56 AM] spies7Vladimir: I was going to go for that next
[00:46:07 AM] spies7Kleyton: LOL im so clver!
[00:46:26 AM] spies7Vladimir: yes, yes you are.
[00:46:32 AM] spies7Vladimir: a your mom joke
[00:46:41 AM] spies7Vladimir: the height
[00:48:45 AM] spies7Kleyton: i da man, nbody can mess with this shit LOL
[00:49:00 AM] spies7Kleyton: take on kleyton prepared to get SMACK DOWN
[00:49:28 AM] spies7Kleyton: (and if you're a cat, prepare to get a can of lighter fluid and a match)
[01:35:43 AM] spies7Vladimir: i'm not a cat
[01:35:50 AM] spies7Vladimir: you chatted with Sara at all?
[01:35:59 AM] spies7Kleyton: yeah
[01:36:05 AM] spies7Kleyton: she's terrible LOL
[01:36:34 AM] spies7Vladimir: our conversation was humorous.
[01:37:02 AM] spies7Kleyton: she pretty much thinks you're a spy because you're smarter than kahtie
[01:37:14 AM] spies7Vladimir: yeah
[01:38:24 AM] spies7Vladimir: I probed into that a bit, and it came to the conclusion that I also "have a heart" and so any of my actions that don't make sense from a "smart" perspective make sense from a "heart" perspective.
[01:38:41 AM] spies7Vladimir: and I did claim to be Heart in forming up Kleyton planet
[01:38:45 AM] spies7Vladimir: so I can't refute it.
[01:39:32 AM] spies7Kleyton: LOL!
[01:39:45 AM] spies7Kleyton: hold on while i give my spy partner sara some tips
[01:39:52 AM] spies7Vladimir: go for it!
[01:39:55 AM] spies7Kleyton: nvermind
[01:39:58 AM] spies7Kleyton: ill bus that one
[01:39:58 AM] spies7Vladimir: and I'll exile you both
[01:39:59 AM] spies7Kleyton: LOL
[01:40:05 AM] spies7Vladimir: bastard!
[01:40:29 AM] spies7Kleyton: well clown
[01:40:33 AM] spies7Kleyton: this clearly is payback for you suspecting me
[01:40:37 AM] spies7Kleyton: over izzie
[01:40:42 AM] spies7Vladimir: haha
[01:41:34 AM] spies7Vladimir: I guess that's what I get
[01:41:45 AM] spies7Vladimir: next time I will know better
[01:44:19 AM] spies7Kleyton: ill get your spy ass in spies 8 when im a citizen again
[01:44:37 AM] spies7Vladimir: I'll have to taell that to Sam
[01:44:53 AM] spies7Kleyton: LOL why so he'll make me a spy again with thel ikes of you?
[01:45:01 AM] spies7Vladimir: "make me a spy so Kleyton can, quote, 'get my spy ass', whatever that may entail"
[01:45:06 AM] spies7Kleyton: LOL!
[01:45:08 AM] spies7Kleyton: fuck
[01:45:24 AM] spies7Vladimir: it entails fucking?
[01:45:25 AM] spies7Vladimir: I want out
[01:45:34 AM] spies7Vladimir: no thanks
[01:47:18 AM] spies7Kleyton: FUCK YOU CLOWN
[01:47:29 AM] spies7Kleyton: JAVIER GET MY SHOTGUN
[01:47:34 AM] spies7Vladimir: no, that is what I am talking about
[01:47:37 AM] spies7Vladimir: not doing any of that
[01:50:53 AM] spies7Kleyton: surprise surprise, i get a blink and for once it is not vladimir
[01:52:26 AM] spies7Vladimir: other people talk to you?
[01:52:46 AM] spies7Kleyton:
[01:52:54 AM] spies7Vladimir: spy buddies?
[01:52:59 AM] spies7Kleyton: them and many more
[01:53:10 AM] spies7Vladimir: people who will make up the 50%?
[01:53:20 AM] spies7Kleyton: they don't have internet LL
[01:53:22 AM] spies7Kleyton: LOL
[01:53:26 AM] spies7Vladimir: haha
[01:53:28 AM] spies7Vladimir: touche
[02:22:03 AM] spies7Kleyton: ok clown, have fun building your cabins on your rancid lake
[02:22:07 AM] spies7Kleyton: i'm going to sleep while you work on that
[02:22:22 AM] spies7Vladimir: Ok, have fun sleeping
[02:22:28 AM] spies7Kleyton: i'll dream of cassidy
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