Post by Vladimir on Jan 28, 2010 3:15:11 GMT -5
BOOM. Suck Cesspool. Sorry, I needed to say success in a way that evoked images of evil spy-likeness.
Harold was exiled. I think I played off that whole thing beautifully. I did fucking slip a time or two about Harold being a citizen, but I'm really hoping either nobody picks up on that shit, or that I can successfully argue my way out of it (I'm confident in the latter...none of the slips were conclusive).
Stone is rock solid for another episode. Oh, did you like that joke? Good. You should like my jokes.
This means that Tracy is hopefully going to eat the bullet this episode. Stone will be OK. Nobody is going to exile him until we see Harold's alignment.
After we see that Harold is a citizen, Bianca is going to be in deep shit. That's when I start to pretend to dig up some evidence and look back at what Bianca actually said, and Oh my Goodness! You said the chat happened right after alignments, but... but it can't be, because we didn't have secret partners then. Omgaw!?! Omgaw!!! Izzie is possessing me, OMGAW OMGAW...I sound like a bird.
Bird Mating call. I pick up tons of chicks with my OMGAW call. ca-caw, ca-om-gaw, ca-caw, ca-caw-om-gaw.
I am actually sober right now. Yes. I was not invited to Cassidy's party. The nerve. Keeping out the clown.
Can you believe that cheap whore stabbed me 39 times with her stilettos that had daggers in them...and then she lit me on fire, then burned me alive. Good thing I'm a demon clown or else I would have easily died to that shit. And Daria slapped me with "the slap heard round hitler's face at least twice". It was like the shot heard round the world, except it was just centralized to a specific part of the world...Hitler's face.
Cassidy took 19 years off my life. That bitch. I'm so conflicted. Because I love her, and she is a wild thing in bed....
Yeah, that's right. I had sex with her. Now back to my story.
...but she is out of control. She was going mad in chat and screaming and stabbing me, and slapping me, and burning me alive. That behavior cannot be tolerated. I survived it, because I'm hardcore, but still, I need a leash for that slut, or she'll kill me yet.
I you Cassidy. Cassidy and Vladimir forever and ever! Love is such a beautiful thing. Ahhhh...
Harold was exiled. I think I played off that whole thing beautifully. I did fucking slip a time or two about Harold being a citizen, but I'm really hoping either nobody picks up on that shit, or that I can successfully argue my way out of it (I'm confident in the latter...none of the slips were conclusive).
Stone is rock solid for another episode. Oh, did you like that joke? Good. You should like my jokes.
This means that Tracy is hopefully going to eat the bullet this episode. Stone will be OK. Nobody is going to exile him until we see Harold's alignment.
After we see that Harold is a citizen, Bianca is going to be in deep shit. That's when I start to pretend to dig up some evidence and look back at what Bianca actually said, and Oh my Goodness! You said the chat happened right after alignments, but... but it can't be, because we didn't have secret partners then. Omgaw!?! Omgaw!!! Izzie is possessing me, OMGAW OMGAW...I sound like a bird.
Bird Mating call. I pick up tons of chicks with my OMGAW call. ca-caw, ca-om-gaw, ca-caw, ca-caw-om-gaw.
I am actually sober right now. Yes. I was not invited to Cassidy's party. The nerve. Keeping out the clown.
Can you believe that cheap whore stabbed me 39 times with her stilettos that had daggers in them...and then she lit me on fire, then burned me alive. Good thing I'm a demon clown or else I would have easily died to that shit. And Daria slapped me with "the slap heard round hitler's face at least twice". It was like the shot heard round the world, except it was just centralized to a specific part of the world...Hitler's face.
Cassidy took 19 years off my life. That bitch. I'm so conflicted. Because I love her, and she is a wild thing in bed....
Yeah, that's right. I had sex with her. Now back to my story.
...but she is out of control. She was going mad in chat and screaming and stabbing me, and slapping me, and burning me alive. That behavior cannot be tolerated. I survived it, because I'm hardcore, but still, I need a leash for that slut, or she'll kill me yet.
I you Cassidy. Cassidy and Vladimir forever and ever! Love is such a beautiful thing. Ahhhh...