Post by Anton on Feb 1, 2010 7:52:46 GMT -5
No, Cassidy, this isn't what you think. Though, maybe that day will eventually come.
*cue sarcastic tone*
I'm sure all of you know about the current Tracy situation. I don't know how you all feel about it, but I, for one, commend Tracy for coming out of the role closet as "The Dick Tracy." I knew that someone HAD to have that role, and now it just makes SO much sense.
For all of you that are considering doing the same, here's some tips and suggestions that will ease you into coming out of the role closet:
Now that I have the key tips down, you should be on the right path towards creating your dream-role. That said, I have done my research and feel like I have great roles to offer most of you if you're ever in need.
Marcus - "The Bodyguard" AKA "The Mr. Bucket" - Stick with it, I like it.
Daria - "The MTV" - Like MTV canceling all of their good shows for crap, Daria has the ability to cancel any exile that is deemed exciting. To activate this role, Daria must say "excuse me" in at least 20 of her conversations per round.
Yuri - "The Urinator" - Each round, Yuri gets to "drink" two players, keeping them immune from Imprisonment. After each round, they cycle out, like urination. Once he has drank a specific player, he cannot drink them again, unless he's into that kinda stuff.
Bianca - "The Bianca Jagger" - With this role, Bianca must seduce a spy. Once she gets the spy into marriage, she takes said spy for all they are worth and he (or she, don't know how you roll) is immediately exiled from the game. Bianca then fades into obscurity.
Izzie - "The LIzzie McGuire" - Each round, Izzie gets to pick two players to be her Gordo and Miranda. On their adventure, not only do they learn information regarding the spies identities, but they learn more about themselves in the process. Classic Disney stuff, you know. To activate this role, Izzie must successfully use all of the words to a verse of any Hillary Duff song in one of her Burg posts.
Stone - "The Gallstone" - This is one of the few roles that I have evidence to support, as Stone successfully identified the gallbladder drawing on the Plasma Screen during the challenge. Thanks for the hints Sam, bet you didn't think someone would pick up on it. Anyway, at any point of the game, Stone can create an obstruction. This obstruction puts halt to any exile he chooses while the votes are being read. At that point, he chooses one player to be exiled. To activate this role, Stone must turn into a crystalline mass and work his way into your gallbladder. It's that simple.
Kathie - "The Kat In The Hat" - Each round that Kathie is able to successfully balance a cup, milk, cake, three books, a fish, a rake, a toy boat, a toy man, a red fan, and an umbrella while standing on a ball, she is able to pick two players in the games with hats to keep safe from Imprisonment.
Kleyton - "The Kleymaker" - While he is a citizen himself, each round that someone reveals a role to him, a player is molded from a citizen to a spy. Kleyton is then the only one to know who the new spy is, unless he chooses to share the information.
Irulan - "Doctor Irulan Quinn: Medicine Woman" - Keep working it unless you get counterclaimed, girl.
Chloe - "The Chloe" - The powers of this role will remain unknown due to my respect for Chloe (or my lack of creativity surrounding her name). Just know that it's named after her and she can claim it whenever she wants.
Cassidy - "The Butch Cassidy" - With this power, Cassidy gets to rob tidbits of the spies confessionals in rounds in which she makes out with females. You'll have to let us know what you found out Round 2, Cassidy.
Kieno - "The Undertow" - When Kieno is proverbially dragged under the wave of Exile or Imprisonment, she gets to choose one player take along with her. Vote her and you might be waving goodbye. This just makes too much sense not to exist as a role.
Kerri - "The Ker(r)i Hilson" - This power is only valid if she's fly as hell, swagga right, brown skin poppin, turnin' it awn. Kerri must lurk for the first four rounds and then come out of nowhere with a one hit wonder, likely eliminating one Illuminati player from the game. Hmm...
Anton - "The Great Gadsby" - As some of you may know, my last name is Gadsby, so obviously this role HAS to exist. With this role, I get to host classy dinner parties for spies and citizens alike. The catch is that I can only invite a certain amount of people each round. The power is activated once Tracy is exiled and ends when I commit suicide in a pool. I also happen to have a second role called "Vlad's Bitch" which can be fully supported by chat evidence. Convincing, eh?
Joshua - "The Joshua Tree" - Each round that Joshua gets someone to make taunt him for being a teenager, he is immune from Imprisonment. However, each time that this happens, he branches out, selecting another player to be immune. The next time Joshua is picked on, the player he selected as his first branch selects another person to save and so on.
Julia - "The Julia Roberts" AKA "The Americas Sweetheart" - Every time someone says in Instant Message or chat that Julia is their favorite castmate, Julia has the ability to break read conversations between any secret pair of her choice. She also had the power to break up said couples, but she chose not to.
Hank - "The Tom Hanks Cast Away" - Each round Hank has been placing "Wilson's" (volleyballs) on each individual players "island." Very similar to "The Mr. Bucket" theory, once a player receives a certain amount of "Wilson's" (in this case, it's five) on their "island" they will be casted away from the game.
Buthayna - "The Butane Torch" - Each round that a spy is successfully burned (exiled), Buthayna gets to shine her torch on a player and reveal whether they have a role or not.
Dylan - "The Dy-lan" - With this role, Dylan has the ability to spit hot fire. At the end of each day, Dylan has to make a list numbered 1-5 ranking the best citizens. If he ranks himself #1-5, he gets self satisfaction.
Sophi - It's too late (or early) for me to think of anything somewhat clever, so I'll save myself from further embarrassment. My only advice for is to claim when you feel it's right in your heart.
Cuddles - "Cuddles With The Enemy" - Each round that Cuddles successfully completes his task, Sam reveals information from the opposing group. The task however, is no easy feat. Cuddles must spin around in a circle 100 times on one foot whilst patting his belly. This power is no longer useful after the merge.
Vladimir - "The Impaler" - Over the years, Vlad has worked up quite the reputation for his talent in the bedroom, gaining the nickname "The Impaler." The task given to him is seducing all of the female cast members. For each round that he does not get one of the female players into his non-descript white van he leaves himself open to Imprisonment. For each woman he gets into his van and "impales" he receives immunity, as do all females that enter his van. Tempting? [/best wingman ever]
Sara - "The Sara(h) Palin" - Sara's role in the game is to have people not understand her views. For each round she self votes or has someone vote for her for unknown reasons, she saves an unborn spy fetus from being aborted.
As a reminder: MAKE SURE YOU CLAIM TO HAVE A DIFFERENT ROLE FIRST. If you don't claim a different role first, chances are that they won't believe these.
If you have any other questions, I'm sure Tracy will be happy to answer them for you.
*end sarcastic tone*
Have a nice day.
*cue sarcastic tone*
I'm sure all of you know about the current Tracy situation. I don't know how you all feel about it, but I, for one, commend Tracy for coming out of the role closet as "The Dick Tracy." I knew that someone HAD to have that role, and now it just makes SO much sense.
For all of you that are considering doing the same, here's some tips and suggestions that will ease you into coming out of the role closet:
- Find someone you can trust, like Kleyton. Hell, that's how Irulan did it.
- Before you claim your actual role, make sure that you claim a different role that makes more sense.
- Make sure your role is related to your name. Clever (or not so clever) wordplay makes it that much more believable. Cheesiness IS a plus.
- To be able to use the powers of your role, you have to have some kind of really intricate activation power.
- Only reveal said role after the rest of your spy friends are getting taken out one after one, some of them your doing, and you have nobody else to turn on.
Now that I have the key tips down, you should be on the right path towards creating your dream-role. That said, I have done my research and feel like I have great roles to offer most of you if you're ever in need.
Marcus - "The Bodyguard" AKA "The Mr. Bucket" - Stick with it, I like it.
Daria - "The MTV" - Like MTV canceling all of their good shows for crap, Daria has the ability to cancel any exile that is deemed exciting. To activate this role, Daria must say "excuse me" in at least 20 of her conversations per round.
Yuri - "The Urinator" - Each round, Yuri gets to "drink" two players, keeping them immune from Imprisonment. After each round, they cycle out, like urination. Once he has drank a specific player, he cannot drink them again, unless he's into that kinda stuff.
Bianca - "The Bianca Jagger" - With this role, Bianca must seduce a spy. Once she gets the spy into marriage, she takes said spy for all they are worth and he (or she, don't know how you roll) is immediately exiled from the game. Bianca then fades into obscurity.
Izzie - "The LIzzie McGuire" - Each round, Izzie gets to pick two players to be her Gordo and Miranda. On their adventure, not only do they learn information regarding the spies identities, but they learn more about themselves in the process. Classic Disney stuff, you know. To activate this role, Izzie must successfully use all of the words to a verse of any Hillary Duff song in one of her Burg posts.
Stone - "The Gallstone" - This is one of the few roles that I have evidence to support, as Stone successfully identified the gallbladder drawing on the Plasma Screen during the challenge. Thanks for the hints Sam, bet you didn't think someone would pick up on it. Anyway, at any point of the game, Stone can create an obstruction. This obstruction puts halt to any exile he chooses while the votes are being read. At that point, he chooses one player to be exiled. To activate this role, Stone must turn into a crystalline mass and work his way into your gallbladder. It's that simple.
Kathie - "The Kat In The Hat" - Each round that Kathie is able to successfully balance a cup, milk, cake, three books, a fish, a rake, a toy boat, a toy man, a red fan, and an umbrella while standing on a ball, she is able to pick two players in the games with hats to keep safe from Imprisonment.
Kleyton - "The Kleymaker" - While he is a citizen himself, each round that someone reveals a role to him, a player is molded from a citizen to a spy. Kleyton is then the only one to know who the new spy is, unless he chooses to share the information.
Irulan - "Doctor Irulan Quinn: Medicine Woman" - Keep working it unless you get counterclaimed, girl.
Chloe - "The Chloe" - The powers of this role will remain unknown due to my respect for Chloe (or my lack of creativity surrounding her name). Just know that it's named after her and she can claim it whenever she wants.
Cassidy - "The Butch Cassidy" - With this power, Cassidy gets to rob tidbits of the spies confessionals in rounds in which she makes out with females. You'll have to let us know what you found out Round 2, Cassidy.
Kieno - "The Undertow" - When Kieno is proverbially dragged under the wave of Exile or Imprisonment, she gets to choose one player take along with her. Vote her and you might be waving goodbye. This just makes too much sense not to exist as a role.
Kerri - "The Ker(r)i Hilson" - This power is only valid if she's fly as hell, swagga right, brown skin poppin, turnin' it awn. Kerri must lurk for the first four rounds and then come out of nowhere with a one hit wonder, likely eliminating one Illuminati player from the game. Hmm...
Anton - "The Great Gadsby" - As some of you may know, my last name is Gadsby, so obviously this role HAS to exist. With this role, I get to host classy dinner parties for spies and citizens alike. The catch is that I can only invite a certain amount of people each round. The power is activated once Tracy is exiled and ends when I commit suicide in a pool. I also happen to have a second role called "Vlad's Bitch" which can be fully supported by chat evidence. Convincing, eh?
Joshua - "The Joshua Tree" - Each round that Joshua gets someone to make taunt him for being a teenager, he is immune from Imprisonment. However, each time that this happens, he branches out, selecting another player to be immune. The next time Joshua is picked on, the player he selected as his first branch selects another person to save and so on.
Julia - "The Julia Roberts" AKA "The Americas Sweetheart" - Every time someone says in Instant Message or chat that Julia is their favorite castmate, Julia has the ability to break read conversations between any secret pair of her choice. She also had the power to break up said couples, but she chose not to.
Hank - "The Tom Hanks Cast Away" - Each round Hank has been placing "Wilson's" (volleyballs) on each individual players "island." Very similar to "The Mr. Bucket" theory, once a player receives a certain amount of "Wilson's" (in this case, it's five) on their "island" they will be casted away from the game.
Buthayna - "The Butane Torch" - Each round that a spy is successfully burned (exiled), Buthayna gets to shine her torch on a player and reveal whether they have a role or not.
Dylan - "The Dy-lan" - With this role, Dylan has the ability to spit hot fire. At the end of each day, Dylan has to make a list numbered 1-5 ranking the best citizens. If he ranks himself #1-5, he gets self satisfaction.
Sophi - It's too late (or early) for me to think of anything somewhat clever, so I'll save myself from further embarrassment. My only advice for is to claim when you feel it's right in your heart.
Cuddles - "Cuddles With The Enemy" - Each round that Cuddles successfully completes his task, Sam reveals information from the opposing group. The task however, is no easy feat. Cuddles must spin around in a circle 100 times on one foot whilst patting his belly. This power is no longer useful after the merge.
Vladimir - "The Impaler" - Over the years, Vlad has worked up quite the reputation for his talent in the bedroom, gaining the nickname "The Impaler." The task given to him is seducing all of the female cast members. For each round that he does not get one of the female players into his non-descript white van he leaves himself open to Imprisonment. For each woman he gets into his van and "impales" he receives immunity, as do all females that enter his van. Tempting? [/best wingman ever]
Sara - "The Sara(h) Palin" - Sara's role in the game is to have people not understand her views. For each round she self votes or has someone vote for her for unknown reasons, she saves an unborn spy fetus from being aborted.
As a reminder: MAKE SURE YOU CLAIM TO HAVE A DIFFERENT ROLE FIRST. If you don't claim a different role first, chances are that they won't believe these.
If you have any other questions, I'm sure Tracy will be happy to answer them for you.
*end sarcastic tone*
Have a nice day.